I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


le nubian - Mar 25, 2008 4:52:35 pm PDT #4049 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Here's David's song sung by the original artist. I've never heard of him, I have never heard this song before. I thought it was Christian rock. I can't tell if it is...

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Youtube says this is from 1986, btw. So I wonder if David goofed. He couldn't have done Marky Mark? :-)

Or more probably - Seal.


brenda m - Mar 25, 2008 5:05:14 pm PDT #4050 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Okay, that confused the hell out of me until I figured out which David.

Doesn't appear to be Christian rock - or he doesn't anyway, based on wikipedia. Bad song choice though, seriously.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2008 5:07:11 pm PDT #4051 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(laughing) oh sorry.

yeah, he doesn't seem like Christian rock either. I just couldn't get with that song. WTF did he choose it?


kat perez - Mar 25, 2008 5:10:12 pm PDT #4052 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

brenda, the same thing happened to me. I thought, "How in the world could you turn Billie Jean into Christian rock? And I didn't like the song in the original version all that much either, though I do think with a mature voice, it was better.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2008 5:25:33 pm PDT #4053 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I actually enjoyed the "Billie Jean" performance - more than I expected to.

I don't know about Kristy's performance - that seemed cynical in the extreme.


tiggy - Mar 25, 2008 5:53:52 pm PDT #4054 of 23273
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

it's official that DCook is my guy this year.

i'm pretty sure this news story and his past couple of weeks of rocking it pushed me over the edge.


bon bon - Mar 25, 2008 6:18:32 pm PDT #4055 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My random comments: I am rooting for Jason Castro because he is remarkably dumb-seeming. It is amazing to me, and I need more.

Brooke-- why didn't she pick a song from 1970? And, OMG, that cover was ridonk. Wow. That was horrifying.

Carly-- That song itself is ridonk, but her version of it was an imitation. I get what the judges were saying about how closed-off she is, but they missed how much the audience enjoyed it.

That Michael Johns performance just fails for not being Freddie Mercury. I know why Simon sees potential, but if you can't hit the notes, don't sing it.

David Cook never quite bugged me as much as he did this week. He really thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he? He thinks his remarks about the size of his head are charming, like the 19-year-old guy who is the only guy on the dorm hall to have Sartre on his bookshelf. He'll be interesting in ten years when he's sincerely self-deprecating.

I was shocked that Simon didn't see the shameless pandering of the Kristy Lee Cook performance, but of course he hasn't heard that song in context, really. It probably sounds fresh to him.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2008 6:41:02 pm PDT #4056 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think he did see the shameless pandering - he made a comment (that I can't recall) about Kristy's song choice.


kat perez - Mar 25, 2008 7:03:29 pm PDT #4057 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I totally think he got the pandering, which was why he said something to Kristy Lee about that being one of the most perfect song choices in many a season. But Simon's all about the pandering as long as he can see dollar signs. He would sell these kids on toast if he thought it would turn a buck. Which is why I think he's the best judge of all. He knows a product when he sees one.

I am rooting for Jason Castro because he is remarkably dumb-seeming. It is amazing to me, and I need more.

This is the best thing I've ever read. Perfect!

STill hating David C. He's so pretentious and so in love with himself and how "cool" and "edgy" he is. How he's such a "risk taker". You know what, dude? You are on American Idol. Suck it up and embrace the cheese. Don't act like your above it or somehow elevating the competition because you deigned to bring your "keeping it real-ness" to the show. It's the same thing that I frikkin' hated about Daughtry.

Oh, and you're fug. Making jokes about it doesn't make it any less true.


Vortex - Mar 25, 2008 8:15:44 pm PDT #4058 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I love and hate you people. I'm up till 1am watching Dance Crew. Now I'm bummed I missed the season.