You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


bon bon - Mar 25, 2008 6:18:32 pm PDT #4055 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My random comments: I am rooting for Jason Castro because he is remarkably dumb-seeming. It is amazing to me, and I need more.

Brooke-- why didn't she pick a song from 1970? And, OMG, that cover was ridonk. Wow. That was horrifying.

Carly-- That song itself is ridonk, but her version of it was an imitation. I get what the judges were saying about how closed-off she is, but they missed how much the audience enjoyed it.

That Michael Johns performance just fails for not being Freddie Mercury. I know why Simon sees potential, but if you can't hit the notes, don't sing it.

David Cook never quite bugged me as much as he did this week. He really thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he? He thinks his remarks about the size of his head are charming, like the 19-year-old guy who is the only guy on the dorm hall to have Sartre on his bookshelf. He'll be interesting in ten years when he's sincerely self-deprecating.

I was shocked that Simon didn't see the shameless pandering of the Kristy Lee Cook performance, but of course he hasn't heard that song in context, really. It probably sounds fresh to him.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2008 6:41:02 pm PDT #4056 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think he did see the shameless pandering - he made a comment (that I can't recall) about Kristy's song choice.


kat perez - Mar 25, 2008 7:03:29 pm PDT #4057 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I totally think he got the pandering, which was why he said something to Kristy Lee about that being one of the most perfect song choices in many a season. But Simon's all about the pandering as long as he can see dollar signs. He would sell these kids on toast if he thought it would turn a buck. Which is why I think he's the best judge of all. He knows a product when he sees one.

I am rooting for Jason Castro because he is remarkably dumb-seeming. It is amazing to me, and I need more.

This is the best thing I've ever read. Perfect!

STill hating David C. He's so pretentious and so in love with himself and how "cool" and "edgy" he is. How he's such a "risk taker". You know what, dude? You are on American Idol. Suck it up and embrace the cheese. Don't act like your above it or somehow elevating the competition because you deigned to bring your "keeping it real-ness" to the show. It's the same thing that I frikkin' hated about Daughtry.

Oh, and you're fug. Making jokes about it doesn't make it any less true.


Vortex - Mar 25, 2008 8:15:44 pm PDT #4058 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I love and hate you people. I'm up till 1am watching Dance Crew. Now I'm bummed I missed the season.


Morgana - Mar 25, 2008 8:26:25 pm PDT #4059 of 23273
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

Well, on the "glass half full" side of the equation, at least it's a short season -- there's not as much to catch up on. The finale is coming up this Thursday already.

And in a case of reality shows colliding, I read on another board that Kara Saun is the stylist for Dance Crew. So we can blame her for the hideousness that was JC's brown plaid shirt with teeny ruffles last week. And OMG the bow tie. She must be shot.


beekaytee - Mar 25, 2008 8:31:47 pm PDT #4060 of 23273
Compassionately intolerant

I love and hate you people.

ditto. I just watched two nights of American Idol. I've never seen this show before...and I. watched. two of them. In the middle of the night.

No wait, I don't hate you. I hate myself.


megan walker - Mar 25, 2008 8:41:21 pm PDT #4061 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

AI: Another night of poor song choices I'm afraid, particularly by my favorites (Brooke and Carly) who did themselves no favors tonight.

I'd be happy with any of these going: Ramiele, Jason (and not just because he looks disturbingly like an ex), David A. (who seems to have put some sort of whammy on the judges since they can't even manage to call him out for a bad version of a bad song), and Kristy Lee Cook (who I can't like since I decided she reminded me of Sally from the Flight of the Conchords, even though she has been getting better).

Chikezie and Sayesha continue to baffle me with their song choices.

I can't believe Michael Johns and David Cook were my favorites. I didn't love the opener of "Billie Jean", but it got better.


Kristen - Mar 25, 2008 9:01:56 pm PDT #4062 of 23273

So we can blame her for the hideousness that was JC's brown plaid shirt with teeny ruffles last week. And OMG the bow tie. She must be shot.

Oh, I don't think it's fair to blame Kara Saun for JC's questionable fashion choices. Not when you consider his track record.


meara - Mar 25, 2008 10:21:15 pm PDT #4063 of 23273

Hah! I am awake, but saving the Dance Crew that is on my TiVo for tomorrow.

And am once again glad I do not watch AI. Though I was subjected to two hours of "ROCK OF LOVE II" the other night, by a "friend". Dear god.


lisah - Mar 26, 2008 6:03:08 am PDT #4064 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

hah! I just found out that the same production company that does Ace of Cakes is doing a reality show about my friends' stores. To be aired on G4. crazy!

eta Although it's possibly an April Fool's joke.