Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


brenda m - Mar 11, 2008 3:40:23 pm PDT #3753 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, very pretty and blah. Not cruise-shippified like Syesha, but still.

I did not see that coming from Chikezie. Nice.


kat perez - Mar 11, 2008 3:43:09 pm PDT #3754 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Jason Castro – If I Fell

Es Colombiano! Claro que si. That’s super cool. Yep. I love this dread locked stoner kid. Enough to overlook my general disdain for the white man’s locks. He really needs to stop making creepy faces, though. That was a beautiful performance, if a little bit expected. Kinda felt like a retread of his first performance. As usual, I agree with Simon. It seemed like a lazy choice.

Carly Smithson – Come Together

Huh. Not the song I expected her to choose. Totally thought Amanda would do it. But a great song choice for her. This is the best she’s looked since she’s been on the show. I love that dress and want it for me. That was funky. And that totally wasn’t her husband unless he’s had some serious laser tattoo removal surgery. Also, yes, she's good but she ain’t no Kelly Clarkson.

David Cook – Eleanor Rigby

Haaaaattteee! Pre-emptive hate. You were a “drink slinger”? Who says that? Tools and douchebags. That’s who. He’s just such an enormous poser. I’m so very bored now. And just so unattractive. Looks and vocals. He can’t sing any better than 50 other bar band singers. And why does he look like a 70 year old orangutan? Let the tongue bath commence. Sigh.


sj - Mar 11, 2008 4:10:46 pm PDT #3755 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Brooke has to be sleeping with Simon. I just don't get her. She annoys me.


kat perez - Mar 11, 2008 4:11:58 pm PDT #3756 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Brooke White – Let It Be

Huh. One of the songs that I definitely did not want to hear anyone do tonight. It’s just so cliché. I think she’ll do it well. But I won’t care. She has a really pretty voice. And, just like last week, she really knows what to do with it. She never forces or tries to sing outside of herself. Very pretty. She’s very sweet. Didn’t do much for me, but I’m glad the judges liked it because I want to see her next week.


SailAweigh - Mar 11, 2008 4:14:10 pm PDT #3757 of 23273
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Eek! I gotta catch up. TiVo, don't fail me now!


Monique - Mar 11, 2008 4:16:15 pm PDT #3758 of 23273

Brooke has to be sleeping with Simon. I just don't get her. She annoys me.
Hah! That's how I feel about Carly. What's the deal? I'm at a loss.


sj - Mar 11, 2008 4:17:30 pm PDT #3759 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love Carly!


Amy - Mar 11, 2008 4:19:38 pm PDT #3760 of 23273
Because books.

I love Carly *and* Brooke. I think Brooke's got that nice husky emotional quality to her voice, and I'd like to see her singing her own songs, maybe.


SailAweigh - Mar 11, 2008 4:23:39 pm PDT #3761 of 23273
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Fast forwarded through Syesha, ♥ed Chikezie! Wishing Ramielle would shut up. If a female is going to sing that song, they have to bring it better than Bette Midler in "For the Boys."


kat perez - Mar 11, 2008 4:24:45 pm PDT #3762 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I love Brooke. I was seriously underwhelmed by her performance tonight. I was much more charmed by her interview afterwards than I was by her singing. But for me it really was the song. I wouldn't like anyone singing Let It Be because it's played out.

Carly has a great voice, but for me she's like the female David H. No charisma whatsoever. She doesn't have that elusive star quality, which is probably why she didn't make it the first time.

And speaking of David H., ouch. That was decidedly not good. Oh well, shoulda been Danny's spot anyway.

David Hernandez – I Saw Her Standing There

Job at a pizza bistro? Reaaallly? Woulda went? Um, I think in order to be a journalist, you need to be able to speak English. This fool can really sing. I’m never quite prepared for it. The low notes are really bottoming out on him tonight, though. What is with the skinny argyle tie? He never really got any power into his voice in that performance. And he is completely charisma free. He has no charm. Maybe with his clothes off?