Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Jan 05, 2014 11:07:39 am PST #21665 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

That sounds...huh. I thought it was just going to be Tim mentoring PR alumni on how to make it in the real world of fashion, you know, building more Christian Sirianos and fewer, well, everyone else who's won Project Runway. Kind of like that Joe Zee show, All On The Line. I think I would've been more interested in that show than in Tim coaching former PR contestants about how to coach designers in a PR-style competition show. I'll give it a shot anyway because Tim, but my hopes are a little bit lower than they were, for sure.


Amy - Jan 09, 2014 2:34:40 pm PST #21666 of 23273
Because books.

Is anyone watching Top Chef this season? Last night's episode was the most intense ever! Crazy stuff.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 09, 2014 2:52:26 pm PST #21667 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ugh, that challenge was the WORST. It's too close to the end to a) have team challenges and b) have immunity as an option. Also, the challenge itself was so weird, it was like Top Sous Chef, with the chefs carrying out the French and Spanish chefs' vision precisely. I hated it.

And then there's the bullshit about hoping that Nick steps down? I'm no Nick fan, but that was just serious bull. shit.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2014 2:56:34 pm PST #21668 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, that was seriously messed up.


Amy - Jan 09, 2014 2:59:22 pm PST #21669 of 23273
Because books.

It was exactly like top sous chef -- very weird. And at the dinner table, I thought the two chefs were actually going to start shouting. They both wanted to win more than they wanted the cheftestants' cooking showcased, I think.

Like you said, Nora, I'm not a Nick fan (at all) but assuming he'd give up his immunity seemed really odd. That's what it's for! It does seem way late in the game to offer it, too.


kat perez - Jan 09, 2014 3:14:46 pm PST #21670 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Nick has been annoying but trying to guilt him into giving up his immunity was absolutely ridiculous. Ugh. I did not enjoy.

Still rooting for a Nina/Shirley final two, so I was glad Stephanie got sent home.


Amy - Jan 09, 2014 3:33:11 pm PST #21671 of 23273
Because books.

I LOVE Nina.


Jessica - Jan 09, 2014 5:44:47 pm PST #21672 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Way too late in the season for team challenges and immunity.

Nick, though, what an asshole. Probably less of an asshole when he's not this tired and stressed, but DUDE. The world does not owe you a fucking trophy just because you cook French goddamn food.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2014 5:51:38 pm PST #21673 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

This is the point where you offer cars or cash, not immunity, and definitely not a team challenge. I suspect the network is monkeying with things to make them more "interesting". Nick may be an asshole, but he didn't look very happy about how things came out, though probably because he's thinking "Now I look like an asshole and not a nice guy."


le nubian - Jan 09, 2014 10:34:23 pm PST #21674 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I agree with what all of you had said. The structure of the task was problematic in that it was a team challenge so late in the game, that someone had immunity, and that they received thorough guidance from top chefs. It was just so strange.

I'm not sure why they did all this if not to have a surprise elimination to potentially conquer Last Chance Kitchen.