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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - May 21, 2013 9:50:42 pm PDT #20663 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I loved them, but are we really supposed to believe they are 23 and 25?

In Russian years. I suspect you have to add 7-10 to calculate what that would be in American years.

Who sold Mary the curly yaki weave? They should get their cosmetology license revoked. Cheap shot on the Honey Boo Boo thing, all the same.

Dannon O’Brien- The show totally managed to fake me out with that intro. I thought this kid was a joke audition. He was not terrible. He has some skill. Not nearly good enough to make this show, but I was pleasantly surprised by some of his lines and extensions. He had good flow and decent power in his leaps. I cannot see him doing anything other than contemporary and that includes harder edged jazz pieces, ballroom, hip hop. But for a kid who I thought was just going to be a weirdo bit of ridiculous fluff, he surprised. I’m exhausted by him already, though.

Shane Garcia – Another first! They finally got me with a sob story. I was in tears by the end of this audition, and that’s even after the train wreck that was having Lazaro and his stutter on AI this past season. This kid is a delight and his story truly is inspirational. I mean, he started dancing to speak freely through his body; that’s profound. And he’s phenomenal. He’s really mesmerizing to watch. I love that he kept his clothes on and yet still delivered on all the bone breaking moves. I love that he chose such a delicate piece of music to dance to. I loved every single thing about that audition. I’m fully on board with the judges sending him to choreo and with his attitude about that. I hope he can bring it.

Danielle Bustillos – Latinos are representing this episode. Vamos. Echa pa’lante. Unfortunately for this little one, her back story is better than her dancing. Mary is right that she needs a lot of work. Right now, she’s not much better than advanced intermediate level dancing. Very wobbly, not great dance vocabulary and as noted, the transitions were hinky. I will be quite surprised if she makes it past the choreo round.


le nubian - May 21, 2013 9:58:20 pm PDT #20664 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ha! damn.


le nubian - May 21, 2013 9:59:23 pm PDT #20665 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

His parents seriously need to put him in dance lessons, though, because I’ve seen four year olds that would smoke him like a ham

I was thinking the SAME thing. That child has spunk and all, now let's bring the training.


kat perez - May 21, 2013 10:43:24 pm PDT #20666 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Nick – Those shorts left so little to the imagination. I was uncomfortable. Oh, I am in love. Nick is totally my new dance boyfriend. When he did that handstand and then down to the floor? Bliss. My only gripe is that he has serious unintended stank face when he dances. One of his teachers should’ve told him about that. It’s seriously distracting, because otherwise he is just a creature of pure win. So much power and grace and the body is amazing. Miss Debbie Allen is going to love him. Loooove him. Oh, during the post dance feedback, I saw that the stank face is just his normal standing around face. Well, that’s sad for him.

Montage-licious: Blonde hip hop girl, well . . . Mary seemed to like you, hip hop expert that she is. Wait a minute, that’s Utah from last year. Oh, she’s raw. Glad to see her back. Bucket hat hip hop kid, you kind of remind me of Justin Timberlake. He’s a great hip hop dancer for a boy band singer. It seems the same could be said about you. Plaid shirt hip hop kid, you seem like the best of this bunch.

Hampton Williams/Exorcist and Darlesha(?) – Oh, I am so glad he came back, kittens. This kid is just everything and he was so humble in Vegas when he washed out. I hope he’s been in class every day of the past year getting ready for the comeback because I want to see him in my top 20. Cute kiddie. Once they all started dancing, I couldn’t even take notes. The Exorcist family wins at everything. Everything.

Choreo round: Daniella is not good enough. Sad that they put her through. She will go home early. Shane shocked me. He was good. Vegas, baby. Hell, yeah. And Cat loves him already. Girl has got good taste.

Why is this the only show we are getting this week? Ewww.


Jesse - May 22, 2013 1:15:55 pm PDT #20667 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I love that he chose such a delicate piece of music to dance to.

That was super smart on Shane's part. People who really get that the music choice is a huge part of the audition really have a leg up.

Nick is definitely my new favorite, from the actual dancing to the lying on the floor in the lobby.

The Exorcist family wins at everything. Everything.

OMGYES.

Minnie Driver is useless.


le nubian - May 22, 2013 1:17:48 pm PDT #20668 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Nick – Those shorts left so little to the imagination. I was uncomfortable. Oh, I am in love. Nick is totally my new dance boyfriend. When he did that handstand and then down to the floor? Bliss. My only gripe is that he has serious unintended stank face when he dances. One of his teachers should’ve told him about that. It’s seriously distracting, because otherwise he is just a creature of pure win. So much power and grace and the body is amazing. Miss Debbie Allen is going to love him. Loooove him. Oh, during the post dance feedback, I saw that the stank face is just his normal standing around face. Well, that’s sad for him.

Um, this man is so FOINE. I have the vapors.


flea - May 22, 2013 2:48:29 pm PDT #20669 of 23273
information libertarian

Man, I have got to work it out so I can watch this show. Kids, go to bed sooner!


brenda m - May 22, 2013 4:14:38 pm PDT #20670 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Vortex - May 22, 2013 6:29:22 pm PDT #20671 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I nominate Miss Debbie Allen.

I pretty much nominate Miss Debbie Allen for everything.


Vortex - May 22, 2013 6:29:23 pm PDT #20672 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman