Riley: Maybe I should just let you rest. Buffy: You sure? I bet if you just lay down with me- Riley: Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.

'Lessons'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Tom Scola - May 15, 2013 6:41:12 am PDT #20632 of 23273
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Gordon Ramsay walks off of Kitchen Nightmares because the restaurant owners were too crazy: [link]

The owners were too crazy for Gordon Ramsay.


Amy - May 15, 2013 6:51:09 am PDT #20633 of 23273
Because books.

That's hardcore.


Jessica - May 15, 2013 6:54:33 am PDT #20634 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Buzzfeed has screengrabs of the epic Facebook/Yelp/Reddit tantrum:

[link]


le nubian - May 15, 2013 7:10:36 am PDT #20635 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Tom,

Those have to be the most toxic people in the U.S. I got hives just watching that shit. Gordon Ramsay needs an award for dealing with them as long as he did. After 60 minutes, I would have bailed.


Amy - May 15, 2013 7:16:29 am PDT #20636 of 23273
Because books.

That Buzzfeed piece is a thing of beauty.


brenda m - May 15, 2013 8:01:28 am PDT #20637 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I saw that. Those people were seriously nuts. And just basically horrible.


Dana - May 15, 2013 8:02:42 am PDT #20638 of 23273
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am fortunately in a house that no longer has cable, because I watched a few episodes of Kitchen Nightmares, and this whole thing of restaurant owners who are convinced that Yelp is a giant conspiracy against them -- kind of a running thing.


Jessica - May 15, 2013 8:32:52 am PDT #20639 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

restaurant owners who are convinced that Yelp is a giant conspiracy against them -- kind of a running thing.

To be fair, Yelp does have a history of shaking down restaurant owners for money in exchange for not filtering out positive reviews. (Or at least, a history of being suspected/accused of such behavior.)


bon bon - May 15, 2013 7:35:12 pm PDT #20640 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

FTR I just watched last night's SYTYCD and read Kat's post to bob bob right after. Loved it! Those recaps are essential reading.


Lee - May 15, 2013 8:44:47 pm PDT #20641 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

SYTYCD, briefly:

I love Tyrone the tapper.