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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Dana - Apr 02, 2013 5:16:32 pm PDT #20467 of 23273
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Which is already a double-travesty. I feel like anyone covering Buble should already be given a trap door. If you are covering Buble covering Simone, Chuck Barris needs to come out post-haste.

EXACTLY. I mean, I am fine with Buble, whatever, he's non-threatening, but no one covers Feelin' Good, and especially not bland white boys.

Incidentally, the original version of the song is pretty trippy. [link]


kat perez - Apr 02, 2013 9:03:27 pm PDT #20468 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I really liked the nerdy girl, but I am afraid she might have turned herself into a red shirt by choosing Usher.

I'm hoping maybe Usher will surprise us. After all, he's done wonders with the Biebs.

"HEY DONKEYS! HELP! HEY DONKEYS, ARE YOU AROUND HERE! HELP!"

Awesome! I wanted to yell that in my team meeting the other day.

And yes, the Buble version of anything should be a big, flashing red stop light. I mean, do you really want to be a poor man's Buble? Really? Also, that song is the kiss of death on any reality show singing competition. 100 million years of Idol would tell you that.


le nubian - Apr 02, 2013 9:26:47 pm PDT #20469 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

And no one should ever ever ever sing Adele. Don't these fools learn?


bon bon - Apr 03, 2013 12:21:06 pm PDT #20470 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm just watching last night's show, and I'm impressed when the coaches recognize people who have tried out before. I mean, they must see a ton of people! Unless they get prepped about returnees coming on, which is of course possible.

So naive! Even if he would have recognized the kid, no producer would leave it up to chance.

I consider myself pretty skeptical but I recently met a writer for Master Chef and was pretty blown away to find out Christine (the blind girl) actually wasn't the real deal.

ETA: I mean, she is blind, just wasn't the best chef in the competition.


askye - Apr 03, 2013 12:24:53 pm PDT #20471 of 23273
Thrive to spite them

bon bon did the writer say how much of the competition is scripted?


Amy - Apr 03, 2013 12:38:09 pm PDT #20472 of 23273
Because books.

I mean, she is blind, just wasn't the best chef in the competition.

Seriously? What the fuck is that? Just ... good TV?


bon bon - Apr 03, 2013 12:45:58 pm PDT #20473 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I didn't get specific details-- I didn't want to get him in trouble/buttonhole him. He did say that the second place woman (forget name) was the real deal. Top Chef, as I understand it, is more true to life but Master Chef results sounded pretty manipulated.


Amy - Apr 03, 2013 12:49:01 pm PDT #20474 of 23273
Because books.

That's disappointing. I thought I was already cynical enough, but I guess not.


brenda m - Apr 03, 2013 12:57:14 pm PDT #20475 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Meaning they gave her the win over a better dish from the second place finisher at the final, or thumb on the scales throughout, or it was BS from the get go? Those are pretty different.


bon bon - Apr 03, 2013 1:03:34 pm PDT #20476 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Probably the second.