Idol is making me so sad this season, I can't even talk about it. All the guys are terrible. Full stop. Three of the girls are great and two are better than all the boys yet still terrible in their own right. And tonight Niki Minaj didn't even bother to show up on time and then babbled about Aunt Jemima syrup and leather mini-dresses and totally random shit all night and the only redeeming moments were Mariah's supreme bitch face when Ryan had to announce that Miss Minaj was not in the building and start the show without her and Keith Urban taking a sniff of her cup to figure out what she was drinking. Ryan also made an allusion to the fact that she might have been toked up, so there's your quality family programming, America. You're welcome.

In happier news, NBC is bringing back The Sing Off. Yay!

Survivor was really fucked up tonight. I think this is a permanent stain on the show and makes me much less interested in ever watching Survivor again.

In happier news, NBC is bringing back The Sing Off. Yay!

Awesome!

le nubian -- what happened on Survivor? I don't watch it, but wondered from the ads.

Jesse,

essentially, one of the returning players lost his entire shit last night. Probst clearly thought "oh this will bring in ratings, what a thrill", but the player was not right mental health wise and it was true the FIRST time he was on Survivor. I found it to be really exploitative.

Even if they wanted to take a risk on casting him, there were other ways for him to have left the game than what he did. Survivor has not been playing by their own rule book and this is what we get.

Yikes.

Oh! Which reminds me of a somewhat related amazing thing I heard last week: Mike White was on Fresh Air, and talking about his dad and The Amazing Race, and said that Mel basically failed the mental health tests, and the people giving the results said that he basically scored like young black men from certain cities -- that he was that paranoid (because of all of the death threats he got from anti-gay religious people). I thought that was a stunning thing to hear, and wished Terry Gross had gotten into that more.

And not actually related to reality tv, but still.

Also, I just looked and saw that that Survivor guy's other uncle (other than the Survivor one) was kicked off Big Brother for flipping out and head-butting someone. That family should find a better way to make money.

Yay on The Sing Off news! I find I'm not really looking forward to the next round of The Voice... maybe if I just record it and fast-forward through the inevitable sob-stories (my mother has cancer/my father died when I was young/I quit my job for this chance/I spent 6 months in the hospital and almost died, etc. etc. etc.) and get to the actual singing and bitching amongst the judges it won't be as annoying.

I had The Amazing Race on in the background while I talked to my mother. I've never watched it before, but it seems to mostly be white people wandering around foreign countries yelling "English? English? Do you speak English?"

That's what a friend of mine dubs "Spock's Brain Syndrome" in miniature, that is, a casual glance at a show will inevitable see the worst and uncharacteristic moments.

The short explanation is that at this stage in the race, the teams are hitting both Killer Fatigue and culture shock, and some of them are just... foundering. Not as much screen time is given to the teams that coped better.

The longer explanation involves very long plane rides, sleeping rough overnight, so the teams had easily been racing continuously 24+ hours, and landing in Vietnam, which doesn't get much English-speaking tourism. (Given its recent history, wouldn't be surprised if English-speakers are reluctant to admit they can understand.)

My girls Pam & Winnie (Team Over-achieving Asian-American Women) seem to have cruised through the activities. With U-Turns in play, it's a real advantage to be in the lead in the pack. But some of their achievement was just calmly observing and figuring out what they were supposed to do, like holding hands when hopping over the bamboo clackers.

Also: reading the instructions carefully -- like noting you're supposed to bring your chickens along, or NOT play chess.

Very little physicality needed for these tasks this week, aside from the ability to walk (and hop) -- navigating and interacting with locals was more the focus, as well as a cool memory task. That stage production of a patriotic song was wonderful, including the lyrics which the teams weren't privy to, alas.