Something about the twins has me concerned. They seem very hung up on the idea of things being "fair".

Weren't they the ones who came up with the ridiculous 1-2 deal as well?

Also, side note - Honey Mahogany DID NOT KNOW WHO DIANA ROSS WAS. She should have lost on that alone!

I thought this was Lynesha. Honey said she had never done Diana before, but I didn't think she said she didn't know who Diana was. At any rate, say what you will about her being form Puerto Rico or whatever, but Lynesha's ass should have also known who Diana Ross is. She's an international superstar, baby! And both their Diana's sucked ass, so there's that.

Weren't they the ones who came up with the ridiculous 1-2 deal as well?

Yes the twins came up with the 1-2 deal which I got the distinct impression that most of the other teams agreed to so as not to create drama from the jump before they even got out of LAX. I don't think anyone but them was ever all that into it. And I hate when people come onto this show and try to play it like it's Survivor or something. Yeah, I'm not really feeling them all that much, but they might improve with time.

I thought this was Lynesha.

You might be right about that. Point being that she should have turned in her gay card.

Amen. I think not knowing Ms. Ross (The Boss) might just be grounds for turning in your "I'm fabulous" card in general, gay, straight, whatever. Who doesn't know Diana Ross? Sad, sad little people. That's who.

Now I will go light a candle, let the wax drip on me and my silk bathrobe and scream out "I'm a winner, baby" while blithely tossing Billy Dee aside. Or something like that.

Dude, I'm just freaked out by twin OB/GYNs. Had they really never heard of "Dead Ringers"?

What the fuck, chefs? If you are on Top Chef and have had six months before the finale, why would you not have developed a dessert or two? It's Top fucking Chef.

I'm pretty sure that all the Buffistae have long since given up on AI being the good and sensible people that I know you to be, but I just have to say that all these guys are sucking just tremendous amounts of ass and the only moment that made me sit up and say "Work!" was when the sparkly boy came out and sang Adele and even then I felt like he should be on RPDR. Ugh. Make it stop. These guys are booty.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled good reality TV.

Kat, I've been watching and tonight was just not good. Sparkly boy is the only one who made me smile. All glammed up with a five o'clock shadow.

He was giving me life! And then all the rest of them systematically stole it from me. I know they want a girl to win this year, but good gravy. At least make it a fair fight. None of these boys could win a HS talent show, let alone AI.

ETA: The weird kid in the black velvet singing Rocket Man also filled me with a strange kind of joy, again not because his singing was really all that great but I was in love with the song choice and just his whole weird vibe and he brought energy to an otherwise dead night. As Mariah said, strangé.

Amazing Race: I still want to go to there. NOW