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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Apr 30, 2012 7:54:02 am PDT #19155 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When in doubt, pick the once-in-a-lifetime task. You can learn how to pack boxes anywhere, when else are you ever going to get the chance to decorate an elephant?

I felt terrible for Bopper and Mark. I wonder if they hadn't needed the extra medical time, if they'd have been able to catch up.

I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE SHAVED MY HEAD. I've always wondered what I'd look like bald, and this would be a great excuse to find out


meara - Apr 30, 2012 8:00:29 am PDT #19156 of 23273

Yeah, I told my roommate that if we ever go on Amazing Race, I will totally shave my head. She looked a little squeamish at the thought, until I said "It's totally worth a million dollars!" and then she agreed she would too.


msbelle - Apr 30, 2012 8:59:52 am PDT #19157 of 23273
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

FYI Jessica, I will shave your head for free anytime. In fact that offer goes for anyone who wants to come visit. We already have our own clippers. Free buzzcut with every visit (buzzcut not required).


Lee - Apr 30, 2012 9:12:59 am PDT #19158 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sure, NOW you say that.


Jessica - Apr 30, 2012 9:14:48 am PDT #19159 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You'll shave my head for free, but will you also give me a trip around the world with a million dollars at the end?


msbelle - Apr 30, 2012 9:16:08 am PDT #19160 of 23273
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'm sorry, I was unaware you were wanting a cut. Next time.

and no, just the cut.

you people are so wanty.


Amy - Apr 30, 2012 9:16:28 am PDT #19161 of 23273
Because books.

That's the deal I'm looking for, too, Jessica.

Speaking of Jessica (hi, Jessica!), there's a chance I may be in the city on Tuesday, June 5, for BEA. The signing is tentatively scheduled for 2-3, so maybe lunch first, especially if you're on the west side that day?


Jessica - Apr 30, 2012 9:19:24 am PDT #19162 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yes! I'm always on the West side, it's just a question of whether that means 6th ave of 11th. (11th is closer to BEA, but I can arrange to be in either place.) Email me!


Amy - Apr 30, 2012 9:23:02 am PDT #19163 of 23273
Because books.

Will do. I haven't even heard back from the publicist yet about details, so it's still iffy, but once I do, I'll email.

Wow, I just realized what thread we're in. Oops.


Liese S. - Apr 30, 2012 9:29:43 am PDT #19164 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You guys just have to film it, and then it will be reality tv and on topic.

You'll shave my head for free, but will you also give me a trip around the world with a million dollars at the end?

I was thinking about this, and I think I'd rather have the million dollars first, and then maybe I can make the trip around the world a little more leisurely. I mean, our own meara made a trip around the world and I don't think she had to unroll haystacks or anything.

I already did the shaved head thing. It was pretty awesome, for the record, and I'd do it again.