FYI Jessica, I will shave your head for free anytime. In fact that offer goes for anyone who wants to come visit. We already have our own clippers. Free buzzcut with every visit (buzzcut not required).
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Sure, NOW you say that.
You'll shave my head for free, but will you also give me a trip around the world with a million dollars at the end?
I'm sorry, I was unaware you were wanting a cut. Next time.
and no, just the cut.
you people are so wanty.
That's the deal I'm looking for, too, Jessica.
Speaking of Jessica (hi, Jessica!), there's a chance I may be in the city on Tuesday, June 5, for BEA. The signing is tentatively scheduled for 2-3, so maybe lunch first, especially if you're on the west side that day?
Yes! I'm always on the West side, it's just a question of whether that means 6th ave of 11th. (11th is closer to BEA, but I can arrange to be in either place.) Email me!
Will do. I haven't even heard back from the publicist yet about details, so it's still iffy, but once I do, I'll email.
Wow, I just realized what thread we're in. Oops.
You guys just have to film it, and then it will be reality tv and on topic.
You'll shave my head for free, but will you also give me a trip around the world with a million dollars at the end?
I was thinking about this, and I think I'd rather have the million dollars first, and then maybe I can make the trip around the world a little more leisurely. I mean, our own meara made a trip around the world and I don't think she had to unroll haystacks or anything.
I already did the shaved head thing. It was pretty awesome, for the record, and I'd do it again.
Note that even if your hair extensions cost $500, a cool million will offset that cost right quick.
(do extensions actually cost that much??!)
I can see not doing it, but it's all a bad sign -- I figure the train of thought is, "What if I do this and we still don't win?"
I mean, I'd do it, but I have also been jealous of Orthodox women and their wigs, so to try that out just for fun seems like something of a bonus.