Elise – You and I. And her celebrity fan Jason Segal. Sweet. I think she can really kill with this song. And thank Jimmy that he shot down the drums idea. She’s gonna make me forget how Hailey killed this song when she premiered it right here on American Idol. (Wonder which judge will mention that fun fact first). Y’all what the fuck is she wearing? Please sit down again. This is not the way to garner votes. She sang it well, but it didn’t really go anywhere. It didn’t build to a crescendo. It certainly wasn’t pimp slot worthy. Kinda sleepy. But she can sing her face off. Unclench, Ry Ry. Everything went smoothly.

Good singing night. No one was really bad, even the ones I don’t particularly care for.

Top 3:

Joshua

Jessica

Elise

Eh 2:

Skylar

Phillip

Bottom 2:

Hollie

Colton

Either of those two could go home this week. I’m hoping for Hollie.

Ewww. James Durban tomorrow? I do not want to deal with that twitchy fool.

Oh, goodie. We've reached the faux outrage portion of AI.

Was anyone not aware that Jessica was going to be in the bottom 3 once she and Hollie squared off in Ryan's annual game of Pick a Side (No, I refuse!) - the Bo Bice Memorial Editon? Was anyone shocked when Josh and Jessica were pulled out as bottom 2 once the third person was revealed to be Elise? Did anyone not guess that it was going to be Jessica in jeopardy and the judges were going to use their save oh her? Anyone? Bueller?

Oh, Nigel. The seams are really showing.

Everybody sounded like ass on Raise Your Glass. At least now we know they are singing live this season. That's something, right?

The Durbs? I refuse except to say wtf on the hair and the modified Hammer pants? Ewww.

JHud + Nee-Yo? She looked good in her dominatrix, Beyond Thunderdome costume and she sounded great. However, I hate that song . . . probably because it is connected to that horrible book Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. The thrice divorced Mr. Harvey can kiss my whole asshole on that one.

Ryan looked like he was ready to announce the 75th Annual Hunger Games with his orange skin and poufy hair. I would definitely tune in.

The Voice: My crush on Blake is getting a little absurd.

ABDC is back! Thank you Tivo for catching that for me.

ABDC is back! Thank you Tivo for catching that for me.

Wait, what? I need to go find it.

no kidding. I don't watch MTV ever, so apparently I have no information about it when the program starts.

Ooh, I was surprised by those eliminations on the Voice!

I wasn't that surprised by Blake's choice, but Christina's definitely surprised me.

I thought Christina was right, though. I love him, but that performance was really wobbly.

Oh, I thought they were both right, but interesting. I guess it's always sort of surprising at the end like this, unless someone really fucks up.