Oh, goodie. We've reached the faux outrage portion of AI.
Was anyone not aware that Jessica was going to be in the bottom 3 once she and Hollie squared off in Ryan's annual game of Pick a Side (No, I refuse!) - the Bo Bice Memorial Editon? Was anyone shocked when Josh and Jessica were pulled out as bottom 2 once the third person was revealed to be Elise? Did anyone not guess that it was going to be Jessica in jeopardy and the judges were going to use their save oh her? Anyone? Bueller?
Oh, Nigel. The seams are really showing.
Everybody sounded like ass on Raise Your Glass. At least now we know they are singing live this season. That's something, right?
The Durbs? I refuse except to say wtf on the hair and the modified Hammer pants? Ewww.
JHud + Nee-Yo? She looked good in her dominatrix, Beyond Thunderdome costume and she sounded great. However, I hate that song . . . probably because it is connected to that horrible book Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. The thrice divorced Mr. Harvey can kiss my whole asshole on that one.
Ryan looked like he was ready to announce the 75th Annual Hunger Games with his orange skin and poufy hair. I would definitely tune in.