Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


brenda m - Mar 07, 2012 4:33:05 pm PST #18881 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Seriously. WTF.


le nubian - Mar 07, 2012 4:57:57 pm PST #18882 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

the rage killed me.

I am ded.


SuziQ - Mar 07, 2012 5:04:00 pm PST #18883 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Cr-azy. Seriously.


Jessica - Mar 07, 2012 5:34:53 pm PST #18884 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What the hell just happened.


le nubian - Mar 07, 2012 5:46:47 pm PST #18885 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

yes.

YES.

still DED.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 07, 2012 6:15:16 pm PST #18886 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG that was some crazy fucked up racist shit. COULTON, YOU ARE A RACIST PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK.

Edit: You too, Tarzan. I will punch you in the dick for uttering the magic racist phrase "We have a black president!"

And shame on the rest of that tribe for going along with it.


Toddson - Mar 08, 2012 12:26:30 pm PST #18887 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I indulged myself with an episode of America's Next Top Model - they're pitting Americans against British - and it was the makeover episode. Only Tyra's gotten weirder and had pink hair on one girl, magenta on another, and another was red, white (platinum blonde), and blue.

I want some of whatever she's on.


meara - Mar 08, 2012 12:37:36 pm PST #18888 of 23273

Toddson, at least the red and blue were clip-ins. The magenta and pink are dye!


Toddson - Mar 08, 2012 12:56:38 pm PST #18889 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

They seemed to like it, though. And the girl having a fit about her hair? got BROWN.


lisah - Mar 08, 2012 2:45:53 pm PST #18890 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

oh man, should I start taping ANTM again??