Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


le nubian - Mar 05, 2012 4:21:41 pm PST #18865 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(haha)

They don't battle across coaches until the final 4.

Blake is smoking crack again this year. He has the worst fucking taste.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2012 4:44:46 pm PST #18866 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't get why the voice people battle their own team. It makes no sense and is opposite of the meaning of the word team.

Seriously.

OMG, that Ironic was a clusterfuck, and I'm glad people acknowledged it.


le nubian - Mar 05, 2012 6:09:14 pm PST #18867 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Christina's final choice. I disagree with it, purely from aesthetic reasons. The one she let go home was sex on a fucking stick.

Lordy. How did she let that man leave?

How?

How!


Lee - Mar 05, 2012 8:07:17 pm PST #18868 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That Ironic was just bad, and kind of a mean/bad song choice.


Jesse - Mar 06, 2012 3:02:24 am PST #18869 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I disagree with it, purely from aesthetic reasons. The one she let go home was sex on a fucking stick.

You are not wrong! I disagreed with almost all of the choices.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2012 3:55:15 am PST #18870 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Am I the only one still watching TAR? That last leg was brutal. I can't imagine going from a task as physical as the watermelons straight into that roadblock. I wasn't at all surprised that two teams barely finished.


Amy - Mar 06, 2012 3:56:54 am PST #18871 of 23273
Because books.

We watched, Jessica. The watermelon task was insane, but the harps seemed really hard to me, too. I was half expecting a non-elim leg, too, but I guess not.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2012 4:06:22 am PST #18872 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the watermelons would have been just physically exhausting, and then being that tired having to balance a bottle on your head...dang.


Amy - Mar 06, 2012 4:10:24 am PST #18873 of 23273
Because books.

Yeah, the bottle thing was also awful. It was a hard leg. And the combat pilot looked so unhappy, even though he and his wife managed to make it through -- I bet he was not pleased he didn't do well.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2012 4:28:39 am PST #18874 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I bet he was not pleased he didn't do well.

They used their Express Pass in the third leg and still came in 6th! I mean, it probably saved them from elimination, but still, that's not gonna feel good.