I've never learned to drive a stick shift. I am, at heart, shiftless.
Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Toddson - Dec 12, 2011 10:39:27 am PST #18588 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
meara - Dec 12, 2011 11:01:50 am PST #18589 of 23273
Yes, the plan would be to learn to drive stick, and get in better shape, and do a lot of watching old races and learning geography and shit.
Only I doubt we'd be exciting enough as a team to get chosen. Roommates? Meh.
Jesse - Dec 12, 2011 12:00:48 pm PST #18590 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You'd have to be really gay.
Scrappy - Dec 12, 2011 1:31:11 pm PST #18591 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I suggest you apply as a gay Asian doctor twin teamed with a different twin who is a gay cheerleader and a single mom. You team up because your twins are dating.
meara - Dec 12, 2011 1:41:53 pm PST #18592 of 23273
I suggest you apply as a gay Asian doctor twin teamed with a different twin who is a gay cheerleader and a single mom. You team up because your twins are dating.
Hmm. I guess I would have to go back in time to become a twin (and possibly Asian and/or a cheerleader??)
Somehow "we're roommates! We went to the same high school but never met because she was six years behind me, and she went to prom with my brother! And I'm gay! And she's straight! And a lawyer!" doesn't have quite the same oomph.
Theodosia - Dec 12, 2011 5:48:19 pm PST #18593 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
On the bright side, you could have "Not Dating!" as the slug line for your team.
sumi - Dec 12, 2011 6:32:07 pm PST #18594 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!
Hee.
brenda m - Dec 14, 2011 4:20:24 pm PST #18595 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Man, this whacked out religious cult going on in Survivor is just so beyond crazy.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 14, 2011 4:22:45 pm PST #18596 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Yeah, it really makes this season kinda a bummer.
le nubian - Dec 14, 2011 4:45:11 pm PST #18597 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
yeah, I might not go that far, Nora, but it certainly makes the season weird to watch. I'm at the point where I am not really rooting for anyone and I'm puzzled by Coach's religious views - this seems different from his previous views.
I kind of feel like I should have stopped watching maybe 6-8 weeks ago. I effectively stopped watching X-Factor and I keep up through my entertainment blogs and I kind of wish I had done the same for Survivor. The survivor wikipedia entry is pretty good.
The finale is 4 days away, so I guess I will buck up.