You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Kathy A - Dec 12, 2011 7:39:53 am PST #18583 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

pay somebody to type it for you

I earned a few bucks doing this in college, where I at least had an electric typewriter. I also would proofread/edit the paper before typing it up, so the person always got good marks on their writing ability, if not their content. My roommate senior year (1987-88) had a home computer in our room, but she was the only one I knew who did. There was a computer lab in the library, but since they closed at midnight, Ms. All-nighter here didn't take full advantage of them.


meara - Dec 12, 2011 9:00:21 am PST #18584 of 23273

I was totally thinking Bill and Cathy would've done awesome on the typewriting.

I would've felt worse for Jeremy and Sandy, getting to the other Dump, but I didn't like them much, so...

This is the first season I've ever watched TAR, and now I'm all about it. Roomie got me into it and now I'm all "Let's apply! I wanna go! Even though I'm out of shape and afraid of heights and don't do well in heat or lack of sleep or food...er...."


sumi - Dec 12, 2011 9:09:32 am PST #18585 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

But can you drive a stick shift?


Kathy A - Dec 12, 2011 9:18:36 am PST #18586 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

You have to drive stick shift! And know to check if your rental car requires diesel fuel.

They showed an ad for TAR3 and TAR4 on dvd last night, and it reminded me that my first race was TAR4. Dating virgins! The first gay married couple on the show (IIRC)! Clowns! Nutbunches!!! (Still the best ever episode, with Kelly and Jon losing out on the Fast Forward [feeding fruit to the orangutans!] and then racing to the mat with the virgins in hot pursuit.)


Theodosia - Dec 12, 2011 9:35:00 am PST #18587 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

meara, you're an experienced traveler and I think that counts for a lot. But as they say, make sure you know how to drive stick. Er, so to say.

TAR4 was also my first! I still don't follow many reality shows but make a huge exception for this one. Especially because you CAN win the contest w/o being mean, rude or backbiting.


Toddson - Dec 12, 2011 10:39:27 am PST #18588 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've never learned to drive a stick shift. I am, at heart, shiftless.


meara - Dec 12, 2011 11:01:50 am PST #18589 of 23273

Yes, the plan would be to learn to drive stick, and get in better shape, and do a lot of watching old races and learning geography and shit.

Only I doubt we'd be exciting enough as a team to get chosen. Roommates? Meh.


Jesse - Dec 12, 2011 12:00:48 pm PST #18590 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You'd have to be really gay.


Scrappy - Dec 12, 2011 1:31:11 pm PST #18591 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I suggest you apply as a gay Asian doctor twin teamed with a different twin who is a gay cheerleader and a single mom. You team up because your twins are dating.


meara - Dec 12, 2011 1:41:53 pm PST #18592 of 23273

I suggest you apply as a gay Asian doctor twin teamed with a different twin who is a gay cheerleader and a single mom. You team up because your twins are dating.

Hmm. I guess I would have to go back in time to become a twin (and possibly Asian and/or a cheerleader??)

Somehow "we're roommates! We went to the same high school but never met because she was six years behind me, and she went to prom with my brother! And I'm gay! And she's straight! And a lawyer!" doesn't have quite the same oomph.