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'Heart Of Gold'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


megan walker - Aug 21, 2011 10:50:17 am PDT #18031 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Some thoughts on Kat's fantasy SYTYCD roster

Blake - Gorgeous dancer. His Body Language solo is still one of the best ever!!

I still can't believe he didn't win. I loved Nick and Melody (their paso, broadway, even their disco), but when it came down to the end I thought Blake should have taken it.

Artem - One of the best ballroom kids ever on the show.

I love Pasha as a dancer, but he has such a doofus face. And variety would be nice.

Kamilah - She killed it on everything and was sex on a stick! She could give good disco.

Too true. Really, even way back then they had some great dancers.

Ivan - I really enjoyed him as an All Star this season, more than I even thought I would. I didn't care for him much in S2 out of his style, but I always thought he was a sick hip hop dancer.

Ivan and Allison are probably my favorite couple ever, even if he wasn't very good in the beginning. Their second Argentine tango remains a high point for me. That's right, people, back in the day you could believe people picked dances out a hat and the same couple could get tango twice.

Natalie - She murdered everything given to her on her season. Joyous girl to watch. And towards the end of her season, she was dancing basically on one leg, knee totally busted up. Just a warrior.

Between Allison & Ivan, Benji & Donyelle, Travis & Heidi, and Natalie & Musa, S2 was really fun to watch.

Heidi - The original Fug Princess, she was an amazing partner and just grew and grew on the show. She'd really help non-ballroom boys do passable to great ballroom routines.

I didn't like her at first either, but "Black Mambo" will always be one of my favorite dances ever on this show. Along with this...

Donyelle and Benji's Too Much Booty is still one of my favorite hip hop routines on the show ever! Sigh. I miss real hip hop on this show, y'all.

Such a shame that Alex Da Silva and Shane Sparks had to be such fuckups.

Season 3 had great dances and dancers, but I didn't have any real favorites, except Sara, who wasn't very strong but did a decent job crossing styles. I loved her West Coast swing with Pasha. But she's not All-Star material. I'd love to see Lacey again, maybe this time with her real hair.

Season 4 dancers had charisma and talent out the wazoo. Yes to seeing Twitch, Joshua, Mark, Will, Courtney, Chelsie, Comfort, and Katee again. Especially Katee.

I loved Brandon & Janette as a couple, but I don't know that I care about them as All-Stars even though Janette left too early and I loved her.

Jeanine - She's so fierce. I hope they get her on the show sometime soon.

God yes.

I went back and forth on Kayla, but she just has too much secret stank for me to put her in. Gorgeous dancer, though.

I felt that way during her season, but she was in so many great dances. And now I've seen Ryan and know what true stank is.

Russell - No doubt. Although he'd probably destroy anyone he was paired with in hip hop.

I didn't love many dances he was in his season, so I'd love to see him in something else. Same with Jakob; his work was tainted by his partner for me.

Kathryn - More please. Gorgeous creature.

So much this.

Ellenore - Was so excited to see her show up as an All Star this year. She was great.

And this.

Kent - So good as an All Star and man has he grown up from the Wapokeneta Kid he was during his season.

Not that he's not a great dancer, but I never liked him and probably never will. He ruined the wall dance for me.

TBC - LoFro is so, so serious. She's amazing.

She wins my vote for most improved post-season. Never thought I'd say that. Next thing you know I'll like Molly.


Liese S. - Aug 21, 2011 3:55:43 pm PDT #18032 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I think my deep and abiding love for Mark makes Season 4 my perpetual favorite. But there really was some excellent talent all the way through that season and lots of the others.


Amy - Aug 21, 2011 5:08:51 pm PDT #18033 of 23273
Because books.

Why isn't Debbie Allen on anymore? I miss her.


tiggy - Aug 21, 2011 5:12:47 pm PDT #18034 of 23273
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

awww...i either didn't remember or didn't know of it at the time, but SYTYCD used Ryan Star's song during Ellenore's send-off. he's such a talented mofo.


SuziQ - Aug 21, 2011 5:14:59 pm PDT #18035 of 23273
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ovation has been running Fame in addition to the past SYTYCD seasons. I've caught a fair few episodes (which don't appear to be in any specific order) and Debbie never fails to make me smile.


Vortex - Aug 21, 2011 6:26:50 pm PDT #18036 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Fame Costs! And right here is where you start paying!

I said that to one of my students, and they didn't know it, and it hurt me.


JZ - Aug 22, 2011 2:44:29 pm PDT #18037 of 23273
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Project Runway:

Best. Screencaps. EVER.


Vonnie K - Aug 22, 2011 2:59:04 pm PDT #18038 of 23273
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

AHAHAHA. The last cap of Nina is the most awesome bitchface ever.


Amy - Aug 22, 2011 3:04:35 pm PDT #18039 of 23273
Because books.

Oh my god, YES. Bwah. "Tits." Hee.


Toddson - Aug 23, 2011 3:29:24 am PDT #18040 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

"The editors who make fat girls feel bad." Never has it been described better.