Apparently, we're not the only ones who hate Ryan. Or people really love Sasha. I was shocked, because R&R nailed their routine, and that hip hop was lacking.
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Yeah, that's just about what I was going to post!
Ashley is so outta here. Her solo was flat, and Nigel loves a pretty blonde writhing on the floor. I'm disappointed in Jordan's solo. She is so so much better than the pussycat dolls "sexy" thing that she does. Stop auditioning for Robin Antin.
We can only hope! Actually, I think Chris and maybe Ashley should go, based on their dancing not their solos. Chris really is ridiculous good in his own style.
Wow, I didn't expect to be right.
Dear Lord I love Cat Deely. (What, I can't tell Facebook!)
Dear Nigel: Ricky's not the one not connecting with the audience.
And I would still like to see them eliminate not in pairs.
And on to Big Brother: Jordan might not be the brightest bulb, but she's managed to make a living off reality tv for two years now.
I think the judges should have acknowledged Ryan's errors in her dancing last night. Voters notoriously get ticked when judges overlook that shit and get picky over pointed toes for someone else.
I knew exactly who was going home when I saw the bottom 3 couples. Will they have the guts to finally get rid of Ryan if she shows up in the bottom three next week as well? Her solo was some of the weirdest shit ever. NO musicality at all. Ashley's wasn't good, but it wasn't fucking weird. And I don't mean Sonja weird either.
Results! No Carmen Electra? I like it already!
Bollywood opening number. Must be Nakul because apparently there are no other Bollywood choreographers in the world. Jess is in the front turning it out. Ryan’s inappropriate perma-grin works here in that cheesy Bollywood way. This looks really good. Someone’s not there? Chris? Is this the result of the way he slaughtered that boys group number? Because I would hate it if they scratched him just because he couldn’t pick up the choreo. That would be totally against the ethos of the show.
Cat has been looking amazing. Does she have a new man or something? New gays? (BTW, I wold love it if Cat became friends somehow with TLo from Project Rungay!)
Melanie/Marko vs. Does it even matter because these kids will not see B3 for a long, long while? (Caitlyn and Mitchell, though, for all you completists out there) I’ll be very disappointed in America if they put either of these two in B3. Both safe? I don’t see how it could be any different. Is Marko really that worried? He’s kinda ridiculous. And the other two, too. And the four of them are absolutely the cutest.
Ashley/Chris vs. Jordan/Tadd vs. Jess/Clarice. OK, no surprises here with the first couple. Ashley and Chris are clearly B3 and they know it and you know it and people on the moon know it. If there is justice, it will be Jordan and Tadd. We’ll see how far the Jess Rehabilitation Project has come. He’s definitely been putting in the effort to be 99% less annoying and drama kid histrionic. On the other hand, Jordan hasn’t tamped down her sex kitten/PCD wannabe vibe at all. I think people still hate her just as much as they did when the season began. So, I’m gonna go with Jordan and Tadd hit B3. Again. Free Tadd. Yep, I’m right. Well done, America. Also, WTF on another bra with shit hanging off the boob? Jordan, You are not helping your case at all, dear. At all.
Ryan/Ricky vs. Sasha/Alex. Seems like a lock that Sasha and Alex will hit B3. Now that Chris/Ashley are down there, I’m hoping Alex can make it another week because I do still like this flippy jeans boy. Boy, Sasha and Alex do not look like they enjoy each other at all. Wow. Well done, America. Suck on that, judges. America did not get it wrong, Peanut. Your biases are showing. Awww, Ryan is crying and I don’t even care. Go home, creepy grin.
Cedar Lake Contemporary Ballet/Ends – Mohawk kid is gorgeous. Wow. And the girl all in black is just like what Sasha is going to be in about two years when she starts working professionally on a consistent basis. This troupe is no joke. I don’t even. That was gorgeous. I wanna see mohawk boy dancing evey night.