Wesley: We were fighting on opposite sides, but it was the same war. Fred: but you hated her…didn't you? Wesley: It's not always about holding hands.

'Shells'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


le nubian - Jun 14, 2011 8:02:27 pm PDT #16921 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

And this Vicci girl can sing.

Or as they say in my neck of the woods:

"that girl can SANG." For real.

I just about died with the Andrews Sisters selection. Hilarity ensued.


megan walker - Jun 14, 2011 8:05:06 pm PDT #16922 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The Sisters cannot sing.

I can't decide if the fact that their thing is harmony and they can't stay on pitch is tragic or comic. I just want them to go away.

Mmmm, Jolene? Intersting choice. Love this song. And this Vicci girl can sing. Damn, she can put it down. Love her voice. And she didn’t smile through the whole damn song like they always do when they try to sing this song on AI. Yep. She’s got good stuff.

Vicci has been one of my favorites since the auditions. I'm not sure if I loved that arrangement, but I love the song and agree that it was refreshing to not see the normal bouncy version that you tend to hear everywhere (except for Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, who rock their punk version).

ETAsk: What is this crap song that Nakia is singing?


meara - Jun 14, 2011 8:16:12 pm PDT #16923 of 23273

OK, I admit I've never heard this song before, but "your sex is on fire"? Sounds like something out of the Smart Bitches reviewing a romance novel and saying "THE STD BURRRRNS". But I do like Nakia, if for no other reason than that we rarely get to see a big gay bear on TV!

(WTF is CeeLo wearing? That JACKET!)


megan walker - Jun 14, 2011 8:16:29 pm PDT #16924 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Is it me, or was Jeff Jenkins really disappointing?


kat perez - Jun 14, 2011 8:17:39 pm PDT #16925 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I’m not a huge fan of this chicken little kid. He sounds very good here, but he just doesn’t do it for me. He’s like a little Adam clone, though, so I can see why he likes him. Still, he’s in tune, so he’s automatically ahead of the sisters. He’s just a boring performer. Despite what Adam told him, standing in the middle of the stage and rocking back and forth with the mic stand does not equal performing. And ooh, that last big note before sliding into the ending was bad. I might even dare say it was pitchy.

Nikia – Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon. I do not get Cee-Lo’s song choices. At all. Vicci is the only one who has been served well thus far and she bucked him and sang a song she wanted to sing. He sounds fine, but the song doesn’t suit him. And the two fire twirlers in the back both seemed either bored or stoned or both. But this kid has a great voice, man. He’s the real deal.

Jeff singing Jesus Take the Wheel? Damn, I love this song. Don’t fuck it up, kid. And he starts out flat. Well, that’s a shame. This song is really, really hard. People do not give La Underwood the credit she deserves. Oh, my. This is bad. Really, really bad. So under the pitch. It’s just . . . not good. Oh, he is murdering the big, glory note and he has no breath control so he couldn’t hold it. Which is better I guess since he was so far off the note. Look at his face. Aww, poor baby. He knows he was flat as a pancake through the whole thing. Why are the judges even on this show when they just lie so blatantly to these kids? Can they even hear? Maybe during the performances, they are secretly replaced by stunt doubles and head up to the V Lounge so Blake can get his sip on, Adam and Christina can finally just do it already and get it over and Cee-Lo can toke it up? So they don't really hear the performances and then they just come back and say something vaguely encouraging? That's gotta be it.


meara - Jun 14, 2011 8:24:53 pm PDT #16926 of 23273

I was really disappointed by Jeff--he sounded good in clips and in his audition and competition, but...that song just sucked.

Is the fact that Adam's people have to sing with a whole choir mean he doesn't trust them to sound good on their own? :) (They're actually doing fine, I think) (OK, I wrote that before Adam bent in half and went 'yeahhhhhh" as if he were constipated) That boy with the faux hawk on Adam's team is awfully adorable, even if he was kinda dreadful in his solo


meara - Jun 14, 2011 8:26:09 pm PDT #16927 of 23273

kat, I thought the earlier "I really liked the ...decor! the candles!" was an interesting non-compliment.


kat perez - Jun 14, 2011 8:26:21 pm PDT #16928 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Well done, choir. That was a great performance. Adam's team was there, too. Shame you couldn't really hear them at all.


kat perez - Jun 14, 2011 8:28:36 pm PDT #16929 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

meara, that was such total Christina hateration. It was delicious. She really can't stand it that Vicci can just flat out blow. She has thrown shade all over all the girls tonight except the crappy sisters. It's like she can't stand any competition for her girls.


meara - Jun 14, 2011 8:32:12 pm PDT #16930 of 23273

Wow, country boy is managing to make this song completely forgettable and sound JUST LIKE every other country song ever in history. And I like country music. Jesus.