Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2011 10:25:52 am PDT #16526 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I like Bourdain, but that may be proof that I'm a dick.

Heh. Have you seen his Boston episode of No Reservations? He certainly brought a highly idosyncratic view of Boston (mainly filtered through The Friends of Eddie Coyle, book and movie).


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2011 10:30:31 am PDT #16527 of 23273
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Do the Mythbusters count as reality stars?


meara - Apr 21, 2011 10:32:45 am PDT #16528 of 23273

I find Adrienne from the first season of Top Model amusing (I'm not sure if "likeable" is the right word...but then I tend to actually like the girls that are not "nice"--Elyse that first season was my favorite!!)

ETA: Adrienne has been on several reality shows, which is why I specify her rather than any of the other Top Models!


Jessica - Apr 21, 2011 10:33:06 am PDT #16529 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There've been several likable TAR teams. Can we have a reality show that stars the clowns and the twin male models?


erikaj - Apr 21, 2011 10:52:32 am PDT #16530 of 23273
Always Anti-fascist!

I thought it was great,Frank, but I'm also the sort of person who could be driven to the Pine Barrens in the dead of night and think "Sopranos shoutout!(sniff) Aw, you guys!"

There may be things wrong with us.

But I do(Halfway, at least, cause I haven't been there myself) understand that All of Boston Doesn't Look Like That. Honest.(I know it's a different part, but that one had a certain Lehane-osity. Kinda missed Dennis, really. He could talk about how he carved some poor, fictional, fucker up and Bourdain can tell us which parts would taste like chicken. *I'd* watch it.) Actually, that one made me more comfortable than when he's talking about the latest trends in calf eyeballs with his buddy who's the sous-chef at L'Enfer Especial or what-have-you.

Sometimes I think they are the culinary equivalent of the guys who write to Dan Savage because they can only come when covered in maple syrup and with a blue lego(and it has to be blue, Dan, any thoughts?) up their asses. And, yet, I still love that damn show.

I told my mother that, because we're so close that I sometimes forget she's not my age and doesn't know who Dan Savage is...she made *such* a face. ETA: Context.


le nubian - Apr 21, 2011 10:55:44 am PDT #16531 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Adrienne was fine until she really went off the deep end a few years back. I don't think you'd like her much now, meara.


Jesse - Apr 21, 2011 10:56:54 am PDT #16532 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Are there any *likable* reality stars?

Depends what you mean by stars, really. I mean Mike Boogie level stars? Sure -- a bunch of contestants from Top Chef, So You Think You Can Dance, Amazing Race, and more are extremely likeable!

In foodie news, my coworker's friend is being taken to Le Bernardin, had never heard of it before, and doesn't like seafood much. Unfair!!


erikaj - Apr 21, 2011 11:01:09 am PDT #16533 of 23273
Always Anti-fascist!

Even though I'm not really a foodie, that does seem like "Um, do I want these tickets right on the hardwood?"


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2011 11:03:29 am PDT #16534 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I know it's a different part, but that one had a certain Lehane-osity.

You know that Lehane has started turning up as one of the poker buddies on Castle, right?

I guess that could be considrered a spoiler, so I whitefonted.

t /off topic


le nubian - Apr 21, 2011 11:07:21 am PDT #16535 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

a 3 minute video on how an hourglass is made.

music, soothing music, accompanies said video:

[link]