Haven't you been keeping up, Dana? This item ran in the NYP last week
See, now I wanna know who the couple in the second item in that, is, the "hollywood star" and his "hardbodied" wife who are both secretly TEH GAY
Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Jul 24, 2007 5:38:57 am PDT #9653 of 10001
tommyrot - Jul 24, 2007 5:39:31 am PDT #9654 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've also worked with writers who have reacted to my gentle suggestion that one of their precious, ungrammatical commas might perhaps be removed as if I'd insisted that Maria Callas perform "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" as the final aria in Bellini's "Norma."
Snerk
Not that there's anything wrong with "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy."
I loved that song as a young child. But it wasn't until I read Hec's bubblegum pop book that I realized it was about oral sex.
Dana - Jul 24, 2007 5:42:22 am PDT #9655 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Of all the factors blocking the economic revival of New Orleans, the shattered health care system may be the most important — and perhaps the most intractable.
Except for tourism and retailing, health care was the city’s biggest private employer, and it paid much higher wages than hotels or stores. But there are now 16,800 fewer medical jobs than before the storm, down 27 percent, in part because nurses and other workers are in short supply.
Only one of the city’s seven general hospitals is operating at its pre-hurricane level; two more are partially open, and four remain closed. The number of hospital beds in New Orleans has dropped by two-thirds. In the suburbs, half a dozen hospitals in adjacent Jefferson Parish are open — but are packed.
Sue - Jul 24, 2007 5:42:53 am PDT #9656 of 10001
hip deep in pie
See, now I wanna know who the couple in the second item in that, is, the "hollywood star" and his "hardbodied" wife who are both secretly TEH GAY
On Gawker the majority of guesses are saying that it's Will and Jada.
bon bon - Jul 24, 2007 5:42:57 am PDT #9657 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
See, now I wanna know who the couple in the second item in that, is, the "hollywood star" and his "hardbodied" wife who are both secretly TEH GAY
Gawker ran a piece on this. ISTR Will Smith and his wife.
Allyson - Jul 24, 2007 5:43:56 am PDT #9658 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I had a minor meltdown yesterday when my publicist told me that she's scheduling radio interviews and I need to have a landline because cells sound like ass.
I don't have a landline. And i have an open office plan with a technical staff that are like toddlers, so I can't have a private phone conversation.
I was like, "oh well, no radio! sorry!"
shrift - Jul 24, 2007 5:44:42 am PDT #9659 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I always need people to interpret blind items for me. I'm celebrity-gossip-impaired unless it involves a dude in eyeliner.
Sue - Jul 24, 2007 5:45:41 am PDT #9660 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Is there an office or meeting room you could borrow for bits of time, Allyson?
shrift - Jul 24, 2007 5:46:21 am PDT #9661 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't have a landline.
Can you borrow one from a friend?
Jesse - Jul 24, 2007 5:46:51 am PDT #9662 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Do you know anyone with a landline that you could use, Allyson?