Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2007 8:07:56 am PDT #9506 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A quick google shows winning long jumps in high school competitions a bit over 20 feet.


Nutty - Jul 23, 2007 8:08:03 am PDT #9507 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

30 feet, by people with bodies like Plastic Man, and with a nice running start and good form.

More to the point, where does one test one's longjumping abilities? Over a 1000 foot mineshaft is not my first choice.

I need new bookcases -- inasmuch as my old ones are both tippy and ugly -- but I think that I am waiting for the One True Bookcase, which frustratingly does not live at IKEA.


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2007 8:13:07 am PDT #9508 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

30 feet, by people with bodies like Plastic Man, and with a nice running start and good form.

I think 10 feet is reasonable. Stupid place to test...it's not so much about good form and running start as much as it's about a physical configuration tailored to the long jump. One slip on the foot and...well, there's probably a reason they don't have the competitions over a pit.

I need a new bookcase. But I want a new TV.


amych - Jul 23, 2007 8:19:19 am PDT #9509 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I need either a new bookcase (for the still-to-be-shelved), or a half a dozen new bookcases (for above, plus replacing some I don't like). But then, I don't remember ever not needing new bookcases. They're like heroin, but heavier to move.


msbelle - Jul 23, 2007 8:23:58 am PDT #9510 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am starting the antibiotics for Lyme tonight. I decided to not wait on the blood work. I am EXTREMELY achy and lethargic and have a headache now going on 3 days - I never have headaches, so something is clearly up and I need to feel less like crap by week's end.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2007 8:24:38 am PDT #9511 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm curious how the guy fell into the shaft. Assuming he was capable of a 10 foot jump, maybe he landed wrong and fell backwards?

When I was in college, an elevator in a dorm got stuck between floors. The students inside pried the doors open and jumped down to the floor below. A drunk student made the jump, but then fall backwards down the elevator shaft and was killed.

Dunno why, but I'm kinda' morbidly fascinated with such accidents.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 23, 2007 8:25:16 am PDT #9512 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I hope the antibiotics help quick, msbelle.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2007 8:26:23 am PDT #9513 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Poor msbelle! I hope you have relief soon.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2007 8:28:18 am PDT #9514 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Also, for some reason I can find free dressers all the time here, on the side of the road, but never any shelves! Please Rochester peeps, keep the dressers and throw out your unwanted bookcases! I am almost at the limit for dressers in a 1 bedroom apt (four).


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2007 8:29:58 am PDT #9515 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Assuming he was capable of a 10 foot jump, maybe he landed wrong and fell backwards?

If your foot slips I think it would be really easy to not make a 10 foot jump if you're capable of twice that.

I am EXTREMELY achy and lethargic and have a headache now going on 3 days - I never have headaches, so something is clearly up and I need to feel less like crap by week's end.

Oy. At least I have no responsibility when body makes me hide from the world. I hope that it is Lyme's meaning you're on the meds that will fix this.

Changed my wallpaper to a nice Jamaican coastline. I need to remember to change it once a week. Perks the mood. And after this past weekend, I do need it.