What gets rid of cellulite? I remember seeing pictures of Britney after she got cleaned up (I lose track of which time) showing she'd gotten rid of hers. But then you look at someone like Posh Beckham (you think her friends call her Posh?) who must be hugely motivated and has nigh every resource at hand. I mean, I thought the picture was doctored at first.

Homer gets around.

I think basically nothing gets rid of cellulite -- it's just about how your fat sits (no matter how little), but maybe lipo can mitigate it temporarily?

What gets rid of cellulite?

Airbrushing photos. There's no evidence that anything gets rid of it.

I've heard that certain types of deep-tissue massage and laser treatments will get rid of it temporarily, by loosening the fibers holding it into that puckered shape, but nothing gets rid of it permanently.

There's no evidence that anything gets rid of it.

Huh. Interesting.

Homer gets around.

At a blog I read, someone wondered what Homer was planning on doing with that donut. Perhaps some sort of ring-toss?

I've heard some similar urban legends.

There's a similar variation on that legend in HIGH FIDELITY (the book, though they did film it for the movies and it's a deleted scene) where a PO'd wife is trying to sell her husbands record collection at a ridiculously low price (including a copy of the Beatles "Butcher Cover" LP). If I remember correctly, the main character turns her down (out of record-collector empathy), but assures her she won't have a problem finding someone who will buy it.

If I remember correctly, the main character turns her down (out of record-collector empathy), but assures her she won't have a problem finding someone who will buy it.

That's exactly what happens.

At a blog I read, someone wondered what Homer was planning on doing with that donut. Perhaps some sort of ring-toss?

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Hee!