I think basically nothing gets rid of cellulite -- it's just about how your fat sits (no matter how little), but maybe lipo can mitigate it temporarily?
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
'Not Fade Away'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 20, 2007 7:13:42 am PDT #9083 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sparky1 - Jul 20, 2007 7:13:47 am PDT #9084 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
What gets rid of cellulite?
Airbrushing photos. There's no evidence that anything gets rid of it.
Hil R. - Jul 20, 2007 7:15:19 am PDT #9085 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I've heard that certain types of deep-tissue massage and laser treatments will get rid of it temporarily, by loosening the fibers holding it into that puckered shape, but nothing gets rid of it permanently.
§ ita § - Jul 20, 2007 7:15:29 am PDT #9086 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's no evidence that anything gets rid of it.
Huh. Interesting.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2007 7:15:53 am PDT #9087 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Homer gets around.
At a blog I read, someone wondered what Homer was planning on doing with that donut. Perhaps some sort of ring-toss?
Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2007 7:20:07 am PDT #9088 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I've heard some similar urban legends.
There's a similar variation on that legend in HIGH FIDELITY (the book, though they did film it for the movies and it's a deleted scene) where a PO'd wife is trying to sell her husbands record collection at a ridiculously low price (including a copy of the Beatles "Butcher Cover" LP). If I remember correctly, the main character turns her down (out of record-collector empathy), but assures her she won't have a problem finding someone who will buy it.
DavidS - Jul 20, 2007 7:26:54 am PDT #9089 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If I remember correctly, the main character turns her down (out of record-collector empathy), but assures her she won't have a problem finding someone who will buy it.
That's exactly what happens.
§ ita § - Jul 20, 2007 7:29:01 am PDT #9090 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
At a blog I read, someone wondered what Homer was planning on doing with that donut. Perhaps some sort of ring-toss?
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tommyrot - Jul 20, 2007 7:29:36 am PDT #9091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee!
Allyson - Jul 20, 2007 7:32:09 am PDT #9092 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh, I wasn't clear earlier. I was talking about replying to fan mail.
I did reply to the asshole, with links from 2004 that prove she's making shit up.
I'm still so angry I could piss nails.