Well, I think it's important that Allyson realise she can't make silk out of a sow's ear.
Yes, but if you evicerate the pig, you can make a football out of its skin after you make tasty bacon.
Probably easier to just go get a BLT somewhere, though.
Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jul 20, 2007 6:21:02 am PDT #9065 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2007 6:23:10 am PDT #9066 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yes, but if you evicerate the pig, you can make a football out of its skin after you make tasty bacon.
Does that work with long pig?
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2007 6:24:07 am PDT #9067 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does that work with long pig?
Those you make into furniture.
§ ita § - Jul 20, 2007 6:24:50 am PDT #9068 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does that work with long pig?
Only if you want Soylent Green.
shrift - Jul 20, 2007 6:25:18 am PDT #9069 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dudes! Stop making me think about bacon!
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2007 6:27:11 am PDT #9070 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A vegetarian friend of mine once bought mock-bacon. Do you suppose you could make mock-bacon out of Soylent Green?
Sparky1 - Jul 20, 2007 6:30:58 am PDT #9071 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
mock-bacon
In our house, that's called fake-on.
Cashmere - Jul 20, 2007 6:33:05 am PDT #9072 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Applebee's has this sandwich called a grilled cheese BLT with applewood smoked bacon and cheese on marbled wheat bread. OMG so gooood.
megan walker - Jul 20, 2007 6:38:36 am PDT #9073 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
My first earthquake! I feel all Californian (well, except for the part where I woke up all, "Holy Sh*t, what the hell am I supposed to do again?!).
Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2007 6:43:59 am PDT #9074 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Only if you want Soylent Green.
Mmm. Soylent Bacon.
Or, conversly: "The baconater is people!"