Dudes! Stop making me think about bacon!
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jul 20, 2007 6:25:18 am PDT #9069 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2007 6:27:11 am PDT #9070 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A vegetarian friend of mine once bought mock-bacon. Do you suppose you could make mock-bacon out of Soylent Green?
Sparky1 - Jul 20, 2007 6:30:58 am PDT #9071 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
mock-bacon
In our house, that's called fake-on.
Cashmere - Jul 20, 2007 6:33:05 am PDT #9072 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Applebee's has this sandwich called a grilled cheese BLT with applewood smoked bacon and cheese on marbled wheat bread. OMG so gooood.
megan walker - Jul 20, 2007 6:38:36 am PDT #9073 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
My first earthquake! I feel all Californian (well, except for the part where I woke up all, "Holy Sh*t, what the hell am I supposed to do again?!).
Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2007 6:43:59 am PDT #9074 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Only if you want Soylent Green.
Mmm. Soylent Bacon.
Or, conversly: "The baconater is people!"
Miracleman - Jul 20, 2007 6:45:26 am PDT #9075 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
WASHINGTON — The Pentagon told Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton that her questions about how the U.S. plans to eventually withdraw from Iraq boosts enemy propaganda.
She better watch it or Duh-bya will take away alla her shit.
Sparky1 - Jul 20, 2007 6:51:24 am PDT #9076 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Chief Justice Is Reinstated in Pakistan >[link]Look! An independent judiciary! Why would anyone need one of those?
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2007 6:53:26 am PDT #9077 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In a statement issued by the state-run news agency, Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz accepted the ruling: “The Constitution and the law have prevailed and must prevail at all times.”
What a bunch of commies. Or terrorist-enablers.
§ ita § - Jul 20, 2007 6:58:32 am PDT #9078 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Made me think of tommyrot. Not in a pinko way, though.