No, you aren't. You are the father of their grandchild and best husband ever to their flaky, crazy, emotional unstable daughter.
Aw. Now if I only had a job, would go on family vacations and could leave the house without fucking up, I'd be PERFECT!!
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Jul 13, 2007 11:26:50 am PDT #8071 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2007 11:30:00 am PDT #8072 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Nonsense! I'm blonde and sunny and blue-eyed and look like the All-American girl next door.
Yes, you are blonde and sunny and blue-eyed and LOOK LIKE the All-American girl.
Or, if you will, the St. Pauli Girl.
I like this better. Blonde and perky and sexy and cleavagy and beer-loving. Better fit.
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2007 11:31:28 am PDT #8073 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm blonde and sunny and blue-eyed and look like the All-American girl next door.
Or, if you will, the St. Pauli Girl.
I'm with ChiKat. Looks are misleading.
shrift - Jul 13, 2007 11:43:21 am PDT #8074 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Now if I only had a job, would go on family vacations and could leave the house without fucking up, I'd be PERFECT!!
Do you want me to detail how many times I had to break into my parents' house because I somehow locked myself out? I had to disassemble the back door to the porch no less than three separate times.
We capricorns are special snowflakes, Miracleman.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2007 11:43:51 am PDT #8075 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Exhibit A: Sandra Dee; Me. (Although I look a little less happy to see people than she does.)
Exhibit B: Sandra Dee; Me. (Yes, the hair is different, but I still think the look is there.)
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2007 11:49:27 am PDT #8076 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
First off, Steph, you have too much misanthropy in you to be Sandra Dee. Pretty much everyone not named Nilly falls into that category, though.
Hmm. If Sandra Dee had a scandalous side, I wonder...would it match The Poster Formerly Known as Vanilla?
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2007 11:52:15 am PDT #8077 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Is this misanthropy, I ask you? Why, that's the very milk of human kindness I'm serving up!
Kat - Jul 13, 2007 11:54:46 am PDT #8078 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Don't know what day of the week I was born on. I am done with exhaustion. Noah's first doctor visit was today and relatively non tramautic for him but sucky for me.
Little man did go from 7 lbs 11 ounces at the NICU on Monday to 8 lbs 7 ounces today. Even factoring in changes in his weight due to scale issues, that's A LOT of weight gain. Little constipated man needs to poop and how.
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2007 11:55:46 am PDT #8079 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
The caption is "So Very Drunk," right? Takes liquor to ward off the misanthropy.
First off, Steph, you have too much misanthropy in you to be Sandra Dee. Pretty much everyone not named Nilly falls into that category, though.
Couldn't agree with this more.
Lee - Jul 13, 2007 11:57:29 am PDT #8080 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
that's the very milk of human kindness I'm serving up!
I'm pretty sure the drink there isn't milk.
So what are people doing this weekend?
I have to play catchup on just about everything and then go to brunch.