Nonsense! I'm blonde and sunny and blue-eyed and look like the All-American girl next door.

Yes, you are blonde and sunny and blue-eyed and LOOK LIKE the All-American girl.

Or, if you will, the St. Pauli Girl.

I like this better. Blonde and perky and sexy and cleavagy and beer-loving. Better fit.

I'm blonde and sunny and blue-eyed and look like the All-American girl next door.

Or, if you will, the St. Pauli Girl.

I'm with ChiKat. Looks are misleading.

Now if I only had a job, would go on family vacations and could leave the house without fucking up, I'd be PERFECT!!

Do you want me to detail how many times I had to break into my parents' house because I somehow locked myself out? I had to disassemble the back door to the porch no less than three separate times.

We capricorns are special snowflakes, Miracleman.

Exhibit A: Sandra Dee; Me. (Although I look a little less happy to see people than she does.)

Exhibit B: Sandra Dee; Me. (Yes, the hair is different, but I still think the look is there.)

First off, Steph, you have too much misanthropy in you to be Sandra Dee. Pretty much everyone not named Nilly falls into that category, though.

Hmm. If Sandra Dee had a scandalous side, I wonder...would it match The Poster Formerly Known as Vanilla?

Is this misanthropy, I ask you? Why, that's the very milk of human kindness I'm serving up!

Don't know what day of the week I was born on. I am done with exhaustion. Noah's first doctor visit was today and relatively non tramautic for him but sucky for me.

Little man did go from 7 lbs 11 ounces at the NICU on Monday to 8 lbs 7 ounces today. Even factoring in changes in his weight due to scale issues, that's A LOT of weight gain. Little constipated man needs to poop and how.

The caption is "So Very Drunk," right? Takes liquor to ward off the misanthropy.

First off, Steph, you have too much misanthropy in you to be Sandra Dee. Pretty much everyone not named Nilly falls into that category, though.

Couldn't agree with this more.

that's the very milk of human kindness I'm serving up!

I'm pretty sure the drink there isn't milk.

So what are people doing this weekend?

I have to play catchup on just about everything and then go to brunch.

And then some, Steph. Totally Dee-esque.

I know I was born on a day that's not complimentary, and my mother's reassurance was that she was born on the "fair of face" day, and wasn't.

She knows warm and fuzzy, she does.

Kat, I'm sure your little stinker will live up to his nick.

I want to dress scantily and cause trouble.

Good thing migraines keep me home. But I did schedule an eyebrow wax. Because.