Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jun 22, 2007 9:31:27 am PDT #4385 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Seared tuna at Daddy Jacks last Tuesday. Black on the outside and buttery inside. Yum.


Daisy Jane - Jun 22, 2007 9:38:52 am PDT #4386 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My stepdad sent me scans of old ads. My 3 favorites.

Might as well...

Lard!

Just...no.


sarameg - Jun 22, 2007 9:47:00 am PDT #4387 of 10001

Just...no.

But they're sanitized, Dasiy!


Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2007 9:49:29 am PDT #4388 of 10001
brillig

But they're sanitized, Dasiy!

And they apparently work quite well, from the stories.


tommyrot - Jun 22, 2007 9:50:29 am PDT #4389 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Another old ad: [link]

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Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2007 9:52:55 am PDT #4390 of 10001
brillig

Many are finding welcome relief through the gentle vibration

Well, who wouldn't?

edit: Pity it looks so much like a power drill. And it doesn't really look like it's designed to be used by oneself, does it? Something you'd need someone to help you with.


Kathy A - Jun 22, 2007 9:54:33 am PDT #4391 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm getting out of work in 40 minutes, yay! I'm taking a half-day to go mattress shopping. In chatting with the receptionist, she mentioned a furniture store in Gurnee that's closing (is anyone familiar with Leath Furniture? Apparently, the entire chain is going out of business), so I thought I'd test-drive a few mattresses closer to home, and then head up there tomorrow afternoon and see if they have a better deal.

Thanks for those who helped me research mattresses waaaay upthread--I used those links to focus my search.


Daisy Jane - Jun 22, 2007 9:58:47 am PDT #4392 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Two more.

Slut

Dating advice


sumi - Jun 22, 2007 10:02:53 am PDT #4393 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I've seen the Leath Furniture ads - but that's as much as I know about it.

Hey, REG and Paul McGann are being united in a TV series (British) I hope it finds it's way over to this side of the Atlantic.


Strix - Jun 22, 2007 10:06:07 am PDT #4394 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ita, I'm pretty sure.... 'Bitter hate better soothes the soul than any virtue.'

translates as

Acerbum odium melior mitigat animam quam ullis virtibus