But they're sanitized, Dasiy!
And they apparently work quite well, from the stories.
Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2007 9:49:29 am PDT #4388 of 10001
brillig
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2007 9:50:29 am PDT #4389 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Another old ad: [link]
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Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2007 9:52:55 am PDT #4390 of 10001
brillig
Many are finding welcome relief through the gentle vibration
Well, who wouldn't?
edit: Pity it looks so much like a power drill. And it doesn't really look like it's designed to be used by oneself, does it? Something you'd need someone to help you with.
Kathy A - Jun 22, 2007 9:54:33 am PDT #4391 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'm getting out of work in 40 minutes, yay! I'm taking a half-day to go mattress shopping. In chatting with the receptionist, she mentioned a furniture store in Gurnee that's closing (is anyone familiar with Leath Furniture? Apparently, the entire chain is going out of business), so I thought I'd test-drive a few mattresses closer to home, and then head up there tomorrow afternoon and see if they have a better deal.
Thanks for those who helped me research mattresses waaaay upthread--I used those links to focus my search.
Daisy Jane - Jun 22, 2007 9:58:47 am PDT #4392 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
sumi - Jun 22, 2007 10:02:53 am PDT #4393 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I've seen the Leath Furniture ads - but that's as much as I know about it.
Hey, REG and Paul McGann are being united in a TV series (British) I hope it finds it's way over to this side of the Atlantic.
Strix - Jun 22, 2007 10:06:07 am PDT #4394 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
ita, I'm pretty sure.... 'Bitter hate better soothes the soul than any virtue.'
translates as
Acerbum odium melior mitigat animam quam ullis virtibus
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2007 10:06:22 am PDT #4395 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dating advice
Huh?
I mean, ignoring the porny connotations for a minute - why would women like that?
Daisy Jane - Jun 22, 2007 10:07:36 am PDT #4396 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I mean, ignoring the porny connotations for a minute - why would women like that?
It would make me smack someone, and I smoke myself!
sumi - Jun 22, 2007 10:08:49 am PDT #4397 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Never mind - that REG/McGann thing is a short, not a series.