I'm not sure depriving shrift of her much-needed caffeine is a wise strategic move on the part of something that exists within a computer network.
Well, until the computers can distract her with crafty porn, how else will they handicap her?
I'm getting into a habit of sending emails (both work and non) too early in the morning. I review them later and my phrasing is odd.
To which I responded with a stoner-lack-of-caffeine drawl, "Dude, way to be rude and impatient. Sorry for that thirty seconds of your life that you'll never get back."
Dear shrift,
I would like to hire you to accompany me everywhere I go. Feel free to drink on the job when you like. There's lots of bacon in it for you, and free internet access.
Love,
An Adoring Fan
We need a Friday afternoon question.
I
need a Friday afternoon question.
How about, what's the last thing you ate that made your mouth oh so happy?
Really good fried fish last night. Chips, not so much, but the fish was
perfect
Probably my birthday meal. A little filet mignon with gnocchi and gorgonzola sauce and a petit lobster tail. The lobster was fine, but the filet mignon was fabulous, and cooked perfectly.
what's the last thing you ate that made your mouth oh so happy?
The one that's staying with me is morels sauteed in butter, and then using the leftover butter to dredge artichoke leaves in. Holy hell was that good.
Graeter's mocha-chip ice cream, Wednesday afternoon.
I had really good teriyaki salmon last night....
Why is there a Friday Afternoon question on Friday morning?
It is still morning, isn't it?