The vending machines in the lunch room are refusing to sell me caffeine. Is this how the revolution begins?
Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jun 22, 2007 6:23:00 am PDT #4340 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2007 6:35:41 am PDT #4341 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is this how the revolution begins?
Probably, yeah.
Unless it's one of those smart vending machines - it could be part of a plot by SkyNet....
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 22, 2007 6:49:34 am PDT #4342 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm not sure depriving shrift of her much-needed caffeine is a wise strategic move on the part of something that exists within a computer network.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 22, 2007 6:50:15 am PDT #4343 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Our free lunch is always chinese because it is cheaper than sandwiches. Once somebody complained, and then we got no free lunch.
Our is always pizza and/or deli sandwiches. I'm pretty sure the company has a deal with these two nearby places (one a pizza/sub type shop and the other a deli) that have the same ownership, since the pizza and/or sandwiches are always from them.
Dana - Jun 22, 2007 6:54:16 am PDT #4344 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My lunch is going to involve some place with a drive-through window, because there's nothing in the house and I want to keep contact with people to a minimum.
shrift - Jun 22, 2007 7:00:38 am PDT #4345 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dear Asshole Customer at Walgreens,
When trying to determine who's next in line, please give a person more than two seconds to get around a giant leaking display case in front of the registers before you spazz out, huff to the back of the line of one, and snap, "Fine, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU MAKE UP YOUR MINDS."
To which I responded with a stoner-lack-of-caffeine drawl, "Dude, way to be rude and impatient. Sorry for that thirty seconds of your life that you'll never get back."
Seriously, UNCLENCH,
shrift
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2007 7:24:23 am PDT #4346 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not sure depriving shrift of her much-needed caffeine is a wise strategic move on the part of something that exists within a computer network.
Well, until the computers can distract her with crafty porn, how else will they handicap her?
I'm getting into a habit of sending emails (both work and non) too early in the morning. I review them later and my phrasing is odd.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 22, 2007 7:43:26 am PDT #4347 of 10001
What is even happening?
To which I responded with a stoner-lack-of-caffeine drawl, "Dude, way to be rude and impatient. Sorry for that thirty seconds of your life that you'll never get back."
Dear shrift,
I would like to hire you to accompany me everywhere I go. Feel free to drink on the job when you like. There's lots of bacon in it for you, and free internet access.
Love,
An Adoring Fan
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2007 7:47:29 am PDT #4348 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
flea - Jun 22, 2007 7:48:53 am PDT #4349 of 10001
information libertarian
We need a Friday afternoon question.
I need a Friday afternoon question.
How about, what's the last thing you ate that made your mouth oh so happy?