my college friends thought I was a stone-cold lesbian -- because I walk fast.
?? people confuse.
Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.
'Shindig'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Jun 21, 2007 5:20:40 pm PDT #4296 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Daisy Jane - Jun 21, 2007 5:22:27 pm PDT #4297 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well see if you walk fast then...you have to...your legs are...
Nope. I got nothing.
Strix - Jun 21, 2007 5:28:38 pm PDT #4298 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
silly. she was walking quickly...away from the MEN!
Daisy Jane - Jun 21, 2007 5:35:37 pm PDT #4299 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
By that standard I'm a total lesbian. I tend to walk fast away from a lot of men. Particularly the one in front of the downtown library ranting about bitches who done him wrong.
DavidS - Jun 21, 2007 5:43:17 pm PDT #4300 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Particularly the one in front of the downtown library ranting about bitches who done him wrong.
So that's what happened to your Calculus teacher.
msbelle - Jun 21, 2007 5:44:48 pm PDT #4301 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
but you could be walking TO the men.
ION - stuck in my head (and I blame all of you)
BE! Aggressive!
BE! BE! Aggressive!
Daisy Jane - Jun 21, 2007 5:47:25 pm PDT #4302 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Did I tell you the story of Mr. Evans? I must have really liked SF peeps.
brenda m - Jun 21, 2007 5:48:10 pm PDT #4303 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh good god. Apparently the Feds came by that whacked gay-bomb plan naturally:
The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States’ OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat’s instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy’s deck. It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.
Daisy Jane - Jun 21, 2007 5:52:01 pm PDT #4304 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh! I watched baseball tonight! UNC vs. Rice. I was rooting for Rice. Sucks to be me.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2007 5:54:40 pm PDT #4305 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky
Um... yeah. Slight, little flaw in their plan there....