Oh good god. Apparently the Feds came by that whacked gay-bomb plan naturally:
The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States’ OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat’s instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy’s deck. It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.
Oh! I watched baseball tonight! UNC vs. Rice. I was rooting for Rice. Sucks to be me.
It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky
Um... yeah. Slight, little flaw in their plan there....
Ok, I am seeing Slim Pickens as a giant terrified pussy.
Er...
What is up with the Dr. S references lately!?!
Nevermind. I can guess.
I use agita. so does my mom.
and I use the advantage of not always being 'big' to my advantage. I get really big when I am trying to control behavior in the library. Interestingly I had to explain the concept to someone I worked with, she thought I was calling myself fat
Ooh - big mess o' thunderstorms heading our way. Probably will hit just after I fall asleep....
I use the advantage of not always being 'big' to my advantage.
I think of you as big as in your personality just fills the room you're in. You may have the ability to turn that off, but I think your default is sparkling, contagious personality.
ALEX CHIU'S IMMORTALITY DEVICE Magnet thingies you wear that stop aging, allowing you to live forever. No really, it's true. Because he says so. Plus, he says that everything he says is true. So it must be true. And he has something called the Gorgeous Pill that makes you look younger. The Gorgeous Pill works especially well when you combine it with the Immortality Device. [link]
