Allyson, Are you trying for Colbert too? You should.
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Blessed are they who shut their fingers in security windows, for they shall do the pee-pee dance around the kitchen.
--Excerpt from the Book of Klutz 3:7
I think shrift celebrates the solstice differently than most....
That was last night. Pre-solstice shenanigans.
Were you trying to offer your finger up to the Goddess?
There was a case of beer sitting next to the window I was trying to close. I think maybe the Goddess tripped while reaching for it, and gave me the spiritual equivalent of an unidentified party injury.
Why does morning keep showing up? Surely it must know by now that it is just not wanted.
I don't know where to start on fixing that issue, it runs really deep, and I'm sorry it's so irritating.
Honey, it's not irritating. It's wierdly frustrating in a "why doesn't she see how great she is, it's so OBVIOUS" way, but we love you regardless.