I think shrift celebrates the solstice differently than most....
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
That was last night. Pre-solstice shenanigans.
Were you trying to offer your finger up to the Goddess?
There was a case of beer sitting next to the window I was trying to close. I think maybe the Goddess tripped while reaching for it, and gave me the spiritual equivalent of an unidentified party injury.
Why does morning keep showing up? Surely it must know by now that it is just not wanted.
I don't know where to start on fixing that issue, it runs really deep, and I'm sorry it's so irritating.
Honey, it's not irritating. It's wierdly frustrating in a "why doesn't she see how great she is, it's so OBVIOUS" way, but we love you regardless.
I wasn't late to work this morning, I'm having a great hair day, and we're getting free pizza for lunch. And yet I am still thinking about exploderating the world due to crippling boredom.
I don't know where to start on fixing that issue, it runs really deep, and I'm sorry it's so irritating.
Is it going to be horrible of me to point out how this very sentence, in which you interpret people's expressions of care and affection for you as irritation, shows the very issue you were talking about as irritating, and how it's in fact not?
Or would it be just horribly confusing, because that sentence above made sense in my head before I typed it, but now not so much?
I wasn't late to work this morning, I'm having a great hair day, and we're getting free pizza for lunch. And yet I am still thinking about exploderating the world due to crippling boredom.
You know what I've always heard was good for getting rid of boredom?
Writing porn.
Maybe that would work for you?