Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 18, 2007 12:15:07 pm PDT #3647 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I called my father at home, but no one answered, so I texted him Happy Father's Day instead. Shortly afterwards my sister texts me back to tell me they're in Ocho Rios and I need to call him on his cell or hers.

Ah, love technology. Means I got to speak to him just before they finished up at the Jazz Festival up there, so he definitely had a nice Father's Day.

My poor sister--I send a card and/or give a call for all birthdays and Parent days, but that's it. Sending gifts to Jamaica is expensive and a crapshoot. She, however, lives with them, so giftiness falls into her lap. She gets crazy and says things like "How about we send them on a cruise?" and I say thing like "Can't we buy her earrings?"


DavidS - Jun 18, 2007 12:16:25 pm PDT #3648 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In the future we all have purple pageboys! Awesome!

I keep telling people that the girl with the purple pageboy is Nick Drake's sister, but nobody's impressed with this information.


beekaytee - Jun 18, 2007 12:17:57 pm PDT #3649 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I want the purple pageboy!

I think it would be smashing on me.

eta: I'm impressed that you know of Nick Drake's relatives, David.

Everytime you mention someone like that, I am reminded of my friend, Darryl Purpose, singing Singer-Songwriter Heaven...which features Nick Drake, Graham Parsons, Harry Chapin and others.

etaa: ack...evil code


§ ita § - Jun 18, 2007 12:20:03 pm PDT #3650 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ha! Man, I just wish the right now wasn't as ripe for fashion mockery. For a hot second in the 80s I thought I was living at the one true sartorial time, where everyone else was mockable and we'd be right forever.

Then again, I was also 15. Not sure what the Dorcus people were smoking.


beekaytee - Jun 18, 2007 12:21:39 pm PDT #3651 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Jeebus, that guy has great legs.

Men! Go skirts...choose skirts.


juliana - Jun 18, 2007 12:21:39 pm PDT #3652 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I am vastly amused by the Dorcus memo:

“hire only men with large, hairy, developed legs, because in all probability they will be frequently chased by men wielding bats and clubs; models must be able to outrun their critics.”


DavidS - Jun 18, 2007 12:22:16 pm PDT #3653 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I want the purple pageboy!

Frankly, you need one. Then the silver jumpsuit.


shrift - Jun 18, 2007 12:28:26 pm PDT #3654 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I just spent the afternoon getting high and writing porn. Well, okay then!


§ ita § - Jun 18, 2007 12:30:25 pm PDT #3655 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

While we're on the topic of freaky clothing: ick. Then again, I already dislike flipflops and am not a fan of fur.

That's just gotta tickle, and in the end? Not warm enough.


beekaytee - Jun 18, 2007 12:31:15 pm PDT #3656 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Then the silver jumpsuit.

Um. This one might take a while. I have a policy regarding shiny clothes based on the fact that they NEVER flatter on the red carpet. Plus, the jumpsuit is going to have to wait until I walk off a bit more of this enormous ass-o-mine. But, when the time is right, baybee, I'm totally there in a very Space 1999 way, if you know what I mean.