Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 18, 2007 10:05:34 am PDT #3608 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Based on '60s and '70s SciFi, I think we were all supposed to wear unisex when we lived in space stations and moon bases.

Where's my mylar unitard?!


erikaj - Jun 18, 2007 10:05:35 am PDT #3609 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm glad "Rescue Me" is on again. Even though, in many ways, it doesn't live up to its potential and has kind of a WTF? canon, one hit of stationhouse banter and I'm all invested again.ETA: Hec, I don't think the dragon shoes would go with that look, but I'm no Carson Kressley.


Gudanov - Jun 18, 2007 10:08:53 am PDT #3610 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I just volunteered to make a cake for Wednesday at work! Why do I do this to myself?

I sort of like making cakes, they usually go over pretty well. I've even made my own birthday cakes.


Kathy A - Jun 18, 2007 10:13:01 am PDT #3611 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I always liked watching Hawaii 5-0 when I was a kid, and in college pep band, we all loved playing the theme song, ending it with rousing shout of "Book 'em, Danno!"


Dana - Jun 18, 2007 10:14:17 am PDT #3612 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have to tweak my resume. Don't wanna don't wanna don't wanna.


Daisy Jane - Jun 18, 2007 10:14:25 am PDT #3613 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Unisex--sex with everybody/

That reminds me of another Mimi-ism. Once when the preacher was visiting with her on the porch, she told him she was real excited because nearly the whole family would be there. He told her that was an awful lot of people to have to buy presents for. She said it was fine because we all just brought "One all-sexual gift" and played a game with them.


sumi - Jun 18, 2007 10:39:08 am PDT #3614 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Thunder is rumbling -- the promised change in weather is starting!

Good -- I'm sick of the 90 degree stuff.


Kathy A - Jun 18, 2007 10:40:42 am PDT #3615 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The head of my department is having his 35th anniversary with the company this week, and they've put together a surprise party for him tomorrow. The organizer went around and recruited some of us old-timers to read off a top-10 list of When You've Worked Here Too Long--mine deals with marking off time by cicada years and White Sox championships.


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2007 10:42:30 am PDT #3616 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thunder is rumbling -- the promised change in weather is starting!

We're having widely-scattered thunderstorms today. About an hour ago it suddenly started pouring, leading to the shrieks of the high-schoolers caught in the downpour....


shrift - Jun 18, 2007 10:48:26 am PDT #3617 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So there's a dude here fixing the sink in one of the coffee alcoves, and he expressed worry to the receptionst that he might set off the fire alarm, and now I smell burning things.

Sometimes I wonder if I am on a sitcom and nobody remembered to have me sign the release forms.