I always liked watching Hawaii 5-0 when I was a kid, and in college pep band, we all loved playing the theme song, ending it with rousing shout of "Book 'em, Danno!"

I have to tweak my resume. Don't wanna don't wanna don't wanna.

Unisex--sex with everybody/

That reminds me of another Mimi-ism. Once when the preacher was visiting with her on the porch, she told him she was real excited because nearly the whole family would be there. He told her that was an awful lot of people to have to buy presents for. She said it was fine because we all just brought "One all-sexual gift" and played a game with them.

Thunder is rumbling -- the promised change in weather is starting!

Good -- I'm sick of the 90 degree stuff.

The head of my department is having his 35th anniversary with the company this week, and they've put together a surprise party for him tomorrow. The organizer went around and recruited some of us old-timers to read off a top-10 list of When You've Worked Here Too Long--mine deals with marking off time by cicada years and White Sox championships.

Thunder is rumbling -- the promised change in weather is starting!

We're having widely-scattered thunderstorms today. About an hour ago it suddenly started pouring, leading to the shrieks of the high-schoolers caught in the downpour....

So there's a dude here fixing the sink in one of the coffee alcoves, and he expressed worry to the receptionst that he might set off the fire alarm, and now I smell burning things.

Sometimes I wonder if I am on a sitcom and nobody remembered to have me sign the release forms.

We've had some thunder here, but not very much.

I suppose the dude might be using a propane torch but that seems a bit odd for fixing a sink.

Where's my mylar unitard?!

Exactly!

There is a hair salon in my neighborhood that had never scraped the gold and black "unisex" sign painted on their window. I'm scared to go in there.