On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2007 7:05:50 am PDT #3224 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

40lbs is a big weight advantage to have over someone in a physical confrontation, whether you're 230 or 130.

I have a fomenting rant. God, people can suck.


Cashmere - Jun 15, 2007 7:06:14 am PDT #3225 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My twin sister is 110 lbs and I'm 170, I swear, it feels like Danny Devito/Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Twins thing every time I stand next to her.


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2007 7:07:04 am PDT #3226 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

40lbs is a big weight advantage to have over someone in a physical confrontation, whether you're 230 or 130.

Would being taller and having a higher center of gravity negate some of the advantage of having greater weight?


-t - Jun 15, 2007 7:07:57 am PDT #3227 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Longer reach would help, I would think.


megan walker - Jun 15, 2007 7:08:25 am PDT #3228 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I guess I just have a problem with the word "big" being used to describe someone that size. Maybe if they had used "bigger" in comparison to the victim I wouldn't have noticed it.


bon bon - Jun 15, 2007 7:14:49 am PDT #3229 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

5'10" and 150 pounds would be slimmer than the woman in the photo. It's probably just a bad guess-- I know plenty of men who find it hard to guess what a woman is supposed to weigh, just as I personally find it hard to scale up to men's weights.


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2007 7:15:39 am PDT #3230 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Would being taller and having a higher center of gravity negate some of the advantage of having greater weight?

Higher center of gravity isn't much of an advantage. -t is right--reach is the biggest one. But if you don't have speed or strength (muscle or technique) to back it up it's probably the lesser of the three.

Dear Dr. K,
You are an arrogant pustule of a man. Rest assured, your concern over me developing a dependency on narcotics pales in comparison to mine. Mine even came with a game plan, recommended by a specialist. Yours was naked and ass-backwards.

See, when I say "anti-inflammatory, anti-histamine, and sub-cutaneous triptan" ... that's my plan. Which has proven effective. I don't really care if you don't find it logical. I'm not there to show you the logic of a treatment plan. Feel free to call Dr. F at any point--whip out your caduceus and have a contest somewhere where I'm not in pain.

Giving me narcotics only and letting me go home is not a plan. Eyerolling and agreeing wearily to administer the anti-histamine is still not a plan. Arguing with the patient? Still on list of things that ARE NOT PLANS.

God, he was a lousy fuck of a man. Assessed me by listening to me talk from one bed over.

Now I know why the nurse was acting all weird. She knew you were a fuckhead too.

So I still have a migraine this morning, and a dramatically weak and sore left shoulder.

My ride took a note of the doctor's name, but I couldn't find it in my apartment this morning.

Maybe purposefully--it's prevented me from drafting an invective-laden letter to the hospital.

There will be a letter. Just perhaps a calmer one.

Dismissive little dicksmear.


JZ - Jun 15, 2007 7:18:27 am PDT #3231 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The word "big" pinged me too, but she's definitely a damn sight bigger than the woman whose identity she stole. All the more impressive that the victim tailed her so doggedly (and did you see the map? That's one serious hell of a chase to do mostly on foot).

Size difference or not, if I'd been the victim and sitting in that courtroom when the thief turned around at her sentencing, smirked and waved at me, it'd have taken several very large and burly officers of the court to keep me from lunging at her and clocking her.

And I do love that the victim's been offered a spot on the SFPD for all the detecting work she did (which is to say, really, the work someone already on the SFPD ought to have been doing).


Aims - Jun 15, 2007 7:19:21 am PDT #3232 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

roots ita on


JZ - Jun 15, 2007 7:20:59 am PDT #3233 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

OMG, ita, what a fuckwad. He rolled his eyes at you? Fuck. Wad.

If you can't find the slip of paper with his name on it, the hospital ER will have an on call/attending roster, no problem.