Oh, the irony.

I'm watching the premiere of Top Chef 3 when I suddenly start smelling something burning.

What could it be? I certainly didn't have anything in the kitchen on.

Guess what?

I put some eggs to hardboil and completely forgot about it and the water boiled dry and the eggs exploded. What is the opposite of Top Chef?

That would be me.

Seriously, has anyone not emceeing a spelling bee ever said that word out loud? Ever?

t raises hand

I put some eggs to hardboil and completely forgot about it and the water boiled dry and the eggs exploded. What is the opposite of Top Chef?

sumi, I'm famous for doing this! Dozens of eggs have been sacrificed to my short attention span! Nice smell, too, isn't it?!

It's just lovely. I'm hoping to get the smoke out before I go to bed.

Okay speaking of Top Chef: did we really need to go an extra 15 minutes for this? I mean - yes fun but 15 extra minutes of it? And, they have them in some seriously nice digs this year. About 20x better than TC2. I wonder if they think a better environment will prevent another hazing incident. I guess 1 episode is too soon to tell, but it does feel overal like they have better contestants.

That being said Clay was definitely the worst although how somebody who is a professional could lose track of time like that. . . sheesh. (And that fried mess of Brian's was just wrong.)

But it's good to have it back oh and I guess the spoilers about waiters and no "sniff and sneer" are wrong, wrong, wrong. Let's see if the episode 1 winner will take it all again.

Not reading white font. How is TC3 so far, sumi?

Not reading white font. How is TC3 so far, sumi?

So far? Rocking pretty hard. The quality seemed mostly high overall, and while there's some cheftestants with attitude, it seems they can back it up. Should be fun.

Yeah, what victor said. I was really pleased. And the both challenges were good.

I've just been introduced to the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight.

I said YEAH BABY YEAH. There’s an EMBWBAM theme for your computer. Instead of beeping, sometimes it screams out YEAH BABY YEAH.

"He said are you bad? And I said "YEAH BABY YEAH!"

ah, askye beat me to it.

That's my favorite episode of the Tick!

I can’t decide between EMBWBAM and Thrakazog.

How is TC3 so far, sumi?

not sumi, but it's good so far. Usually, there are a bunch of people that you know are subpar, and you wait to see which one screws up the most. This time, I don't see those clear bottom dwellers. Well, maybe gay fauxhawk manpri guy.

Thrakazog.

Susan?

Susan?

loving Sean a ridiculous amount