Ford really needs to find a way to use that nameplate again.

Well, they did have the Ford 500. Which had disappointing sales, so they gave it a flashier grill and renamed it the Taurus (which had just been canceled).

I think the new 500 had very boring styling, but then what do I know? [link] (that one actually has a custom grill, and it's still boring. Looks like an Audi ripoff....)

SPIDER PORN?! No, of course I'm not clicking. I just am trying to understand where and how, exactly, the universe went wrong enough to cause the existence of spider porn.

Just as long as there's not... Ice spider porn....

You can find ANYTHING on the internet ... whether you want to or not.

And I'm off to try Pilates (NOT yogilates) - pray for me.

her twitching epigynum

Man, I was all behind (so to speak) that phrase, and then he had to go say it wasn't twitching after all.

I think the new 500 had very boring styling, but then what do I know?

I see loads of them at my office, the top floor is occupied by Ford so the parking lot is full of Fords sometimes even ones not on sale yet. Yeah, they are pretty bland, they got the huge part though. They don't look that big until you walk past one in the parking lot.

Red pandas are cute, even when they attack.

Timelies all!

We saw red pandas on our last trip to the National Zoo. Also saw mama and (not so little) baby giant pandas on the Asian Trail. Then it started to look ominous, so we walked back to the Metro.

I enjoyed the hell out of driving the brand-new Mustang I had for a weekend last year, but Ford's dashboard design is the pits. So boring and boxy and bleah. OTOH, the rumble when I got that sucker going was fun....

I just took a picture of my hand, so you all could diagnose my imminent death from this ridiculous (and fucking spreading!) bug bite on it. But the picture pretty much diagnosed me as possibly dying of hypochrondria.

Red pandas are indeed The Cutest, being the real world animals that most closely resemble Nummymuffin Coocolbutter.