You could filk Prince's "Sexy Motherfucker" as "Sexy Gay Bomber." You know, the "Sexy Gay Bomber What Bombs at Midnight"....

needs another syllable. Maybe "Sexy Gay Mad Bomber"

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build Gay Bomb

Wasn't that a South Park episode!!?!

a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another

Isn't that the plot of half a dozen SPN fics?

My new company is asking me what title I want on my business cards! Shouldn't they assign me a title? Technical Writer doesn't sound expansive enough to me (since I'll be doing all kinds of writing not just technical).

Here I am Doc Queen but I don't have business cards and don't know if I should crown myself Queen at the new place before I've written anything!

Here's something you don't see every day: a nuclear submarine driving down the street

OK, it's only part of a nuclear submarine. But still....

It actually is staged almost exactly like that in the show. The only difference being that the other cast members are playing the music on stage, but they're not really lit and you certainly aren't looking at them. The finale is all Raul Esparza, if not in practice than in feeling.

Really? No dialogue? No "Don't stop now. Keep going."? No" Add 'em up, Bobby. Add 'em up."?

I don't know how I feel about that. I guess it's not fair to judge without having seen the show, but that was one of my favorite parts.

Jesse,

Did you guys do brunch yesterday?

Oy. Lots of email to catch up on at work.

But before I disappear--I don't think I remembered to chime in on the hose discussion of way back when. I wear hose, and because I like it. Not every day, and during the summer I can sure make it through a week without it. But my dress code is business casual and I could probably establish myself as jeans-only if I wanted.

I used to adore tights more than anything, but then I realised the relative lack of static with hose and wish they could make hose that last like tights and tights that slide like hose.

And stockings with garter belts. Sometimes I wear those too.

Was all set to wear in a new-to-me scooter dress this morning, but it's sleeveless and my arms make me look like a clumsy junkie. I've probably got at least three days before I can bare all without generating comment, and by then I might have regained enough weight that the dress won't fit anymore.

Annoying.

Did you guys do brunch yesterday?

Sadly, I didn't -- I was in the middle of New Jersey and lost track of time and the train schedule in the morning. Whoops.

I feel sure that with modern material science, it should be possible to come up with a nylon that won't easily snag and create runs. I really think there must be a conspiracy....