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Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2007 5:53:22 am PDT #2334 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This just sounds too bizarre and goofy to be true... OTOH, it is the Pentagon:

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build Gay Bomb

BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called “Gay Bomb.”

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley’s Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force’s Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, “One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior.”

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another,” Hammond said after reviwing the documents.

“The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay,” explained Hammond.

I mean, this is pretty much impossible given our current technology. OTOH, this might just have been some Pentagon brass dude thinking it would be a cool idea, despite the utter unfeasibility of it...

Also, am now earwormed with "Gay Bar," except with the words changed to "Gay Bomb."


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2007 5:54:16 am PDT #2335 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, so if you see a fawncy car with the license plate MENTOBE

The car belongs to a member of Boys2Men?


Steph L. - Jun 11, 2007 5:55:16 am PDT #2336 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also, am now earwormed with "Gay Bar," except with the words changed to "Gay Bomb."

I'm earwormed with Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb," only now as "Gay Bomb."


Jesse - Jun 11, 2007 5:58:31 am PDT #2337 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I heard about the Gay Bomb on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me this weekend! Funny.


Vortex - Jun 11, 2007 5:58:39 am PDT #2338 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Also, am now earwormed with "Gay Bar," except with the words changed to "Gay Bomb."

I, too, am earwormed, but with Tom Jones, singing Gay Bomb instead of Sex Bomb.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2007 6:03:16 am PDT #2339 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You could filk Prince's "Sexy Motherfucker" as "Sexy Gay Bomber." You know, the "Sexy Gay Bomber What Bombs at Midnight"....


Vortex - Jun 11, 2007 6:15:59 am PDT #2340 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You could filk Prince's "Sexy Motherfucker" as "Sexy Gay Bomber." You know, the "Sexy Gay Bomber What Bombs at Midnight"....

needs another syllable. Maybe "Sexy Gay Mad Bomber"


Trudy Booth - Jun 11, 2007 6:20:41 am PDT #2341 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build Gay Bomb

Wasn't that a South Park episode!!?!


Connie Neil - Jun 11, 2007 6:22:18 am PDT #2342 of 10001
brillig

a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another

Isn't that the plot of half a dozen SPN fics?


lisah - Jun 11, 2007 6:27:40 am PDT #2343 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My new company is asking me what title I want on my business cards! Shouldn't they assign me a title? Technical Writer doesn't sound expansive enough to me (since I'll be doing all kinds of writing not just technical).

Here I am Doc Queen but I don't have business cards and don't know if I should crown myself Queen at the new place before I've written anything!