Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 8:30:06 am PDT #1949 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You should serve Kool-Aid at your book release party.

In Dixie cups.


Gudanov - Jun 08, 2007 8:31:45 am PDT #1950 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I told them it sounds like I'm a fan of cults.

I can sort of understand what they are trying to get at, but fandoms don't just form about cult tv or movies. Heck the NFL can be considered to have a fandom, but nobody would call it a cult sport.


Allyson - Jun 08, 2007 8:32:40 am PDT #1951 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

::sigh::

I have to get over this shit and be fucking grateful.


Allyson - Jun 08, 2007 8:35:45 am PDT #1952 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it's casting a smaller net, Tim thinks it's going to sell a lot of books.

I find it insulting, and cant figure out why they want to make me sound like a n00b.


Dana - Jun 08, 2007 8:36:55 am PDT #1953 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

cant figure out why they want to make me sound like a n00b.

Because they're not thinking about marketing to fandom. They're thinking about marketing to the larger world.


Jessica - Jun 08, 2007 8:37:32 am PDT #1954 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I told them it sounds like I'm a fan of cults.

Yeah...it's just a weird word to have on the cover. I don't understand why the marketing people seem so allergic to the word "online." It's a perfectly good buzzword!


Jesse - Jun 08, 2007 8:37:44 am PDT #1955 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The publisher is printing up mousepads with the cover for giveaways.

Ooh!

We didn't have DARE at my school, that I remember. I feel like those druggie time-lapse photo series would be the best anti-drug message for anyone. That and meth-mouth.


Theodosia - Jun 08, 2007 8:38:01 am PDT #1956 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

My advice is not to obsess over the subtitle -- it's the title in BIG letters, and the cute graphic that most buyers will register at a glance. Then there will be the copy on the back, et cetera. Do not sweat the small stuff.


Scrappy - Jun 08, 2007 8:38:36 am PDT #1957 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have to get over this shit and be fucking grateful.

Yes, you must chill. Although, frankly, I would totally be bugged by the "wrong" subtitle myself. Still, if I was, I know my friends would tell me to chill, so there ya go.


Jessica - Jun 08, 2007 8:38:40 am PDT #1958 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The publisher is printing up mousepads with the cover for giveaways.

This is pretty awesome. You've got SWAG!