Say-a-Blessing Electronic Keychain
It’s no longer hard to remember all the different blessings there are to say before eating or drinking different kosher foods! With the push of a button, this modern marvel will say aloud the correct blessing in the original Hebrew, word-for-word, followed by an English translation. No more fumbling for the prayer book or messy cards. Simply press the button for the correct food category and repeat word-for-word as the blessing is read slowly and clearly.
Press a button and Say a Blessing...
It is a mitzvah for Jewish people to recite blessings before and after eating or drinking. These unique and age-old blessings help one connect with God to express thankfulness and gratitude. Now you can say the correct blessings in the original Hebrew wherever you are! Never fumble for or mumble a blessing again!
Poking around Amazon can be dangerous--they have the I, Claudius DVD set for half-off right now. Hmmmm, can I afford the $46?
That's so weird. It's got to be for newly-observant folks, right? I'm guessing someone who grew up in an Orthodox househould wouldn't have to fumble around for the prayer before each meal.
Hmmmm, can I afford the $46?
Can you afford
not
to buy it?
Never fumble for or mumble a blessing again!
It'd be neat if they could make an electronic keychain that would tell me what word I'm fumbling for at the press of a button.
It's 91 degrees out. Winds are gusting to 45 mph. Tonight there's a possibility of severe thunderstorms, large hail and 90 mph winds.
Guess I'll stay home tonight.
Oh, man, I'm going to have to walk to and from my new job to make up for all the good food available to me in that neighborhood. An organic gelato shop just opened two blks from new office.
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tommyrot, are you under a tornado watch?
We've got one 'til Midnight here.
It'd be neat if they could make an electronic keychain that would tell me what word I'm fumbling for at the press of a button.
Wouldn't that just be a keychain that says "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"?
Can you afford not to buy it?
I do have it on tape, even though it is the slightly-edited PBS version from more than 15 years ago. I guess I'll forgo it for now; there are other things I'd like to spend $46 on, such as a few books (last night's TDS interview had what sounded like a fascinating book on the Glorious Revolution of 1688--I'll try and get that from the library this summer).
