Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


askye - Jun 06, 2007 1:31:08 pm PDT #1482 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Great, that's just going to encourage people to send crap to the studio executives.

You know when the next network gets overwhelmed with random crap that Save our Show people send they should forward it to this guy.


Kristen - Jun 06, 2007 1:31:11 pm PDT #1483 of 10001

My favorite part:

P.S. Please stop sending us nuts.


Amy - Jun 06, 2007 1:32:54 pm PDT #1484 of 10001
Because books.

P.S. Please stop sending us nuts.

Heh.


juliana - Jun 06, 2007 1:32:57 pm PDT #1485 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Wait, on second thought, it doesn't stop it from happening, it just makes it less likely.

People? Suck.

My book deal ruined my life.

You can write an article with this title about any art you choose: My Broadway show ruined my life. My journalism award ruined my life. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.


-t - Jun 06, 2007 1:36:30 pm PDT #1486 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You can write an article with this title about any art you choose:

Would each of those articles make me think the authors were whiny idiots the way this one did?


aurelia - Jun 06, 2007 1:42:46 pm PDT #1487 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The nuts will never stop being funny to me.


juliana - Jun 06, 2007 1:42:50 pm PDT #1488 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Would each of those articles make me think the authors were whiny idiots the way this one did?

Yeah, sorry, that was kinda my point. Which was obscured by you people not being able to read my mind and what's wrong with you anyway that you can't do that?

(for reference - the above was totally tongue-in-cheek)


victor infante - Jun 06, 2007 1:47:16 pm PDT #1489 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

My book deal ruined my life.

This guy's a fucking moron.

On the other hand, he reminds me that I need to finish the book version of How To Succeed As A Failing Writer.

Heh. Maybe my next column will be a response ...


-t - Jun 06, 2007 1:50:56 pm PDT #1490 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I didn't have any coffee today, it makes the mind-reading dicier. And I had to go and read the article to be sure it was annoying as the title sounded, so I thought I'd keep rolling with the making sure. I'd hate to be groundlessly judging someone who really was screwed by winning a Peabody or something.


victor infante - Jun 06, 2007 1:59:09 pm PDT #1491 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

It's really about a couple different authors, who learned that -- GASP! -- didn't make them super rich, and actually entails work and stress.

So terribly not impressed or sympathetic.