Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - May 31, 2007 6:07:09 am PDT #101 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Newborn shih tzu!

Kind of looks like a panda.


Jesse - May 31, 2007 6:07:45 am PDT #102 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Congrats on the new job, lisah! And the fancy Vegas gig!

Yay for the new computer, Nilly!

I think I may die before my 1pm meeting. My office is imploding all around me. I heard a rumor that my boss is going to take a month of medical leave, but she hasn't told me that yet, and it's killing me.


Jon B. - May 31, 2007 6:08:31 am PDT #103 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

tomorrow, June 1, will be Jon and FAQwife's anniversary, and to wish them both a great day and a wonderful year together.

Aww, thanks Nilly!

In Bee news, the girl from the Bahamas is out, but the one from Jamaica has survived round 5.


bon bon - May 31, 2007 6:09:09 am PDT #104 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I bet every cable operator has horror stories. My mom has worked for the local cable operator for 25 years and if I thought I got shit about my job-- family reunions in different states were devoted to complaining to her about what that effing company did now.


lisah - May 31, 2007 6:09:49 am PDT #105 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

thanks you guys!!

sarameg, our weather reportage here will have to change! I'll be all "this is coming up from the harbor towards you"

if, in fact, I'm able to hang at buffistas at new job. yikes! scary change!


Nilly - May 31, 2007 6:10:54 am PDT #106 of 10001
Swouncing

you didn't lose anything.

I lost just a little. It could have been so much worse, I'm not even thinking about whining.

I may have more perspective to the whole computer thing, considering how in the last couple of weeks (1) my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married (in two months!) (2) my best friend (and her two sons, who are the closest thing I have to nephews) are leaving next week for the USA for around two years (3) a dear friend became a father (4) and scheduled the "brit" to his son in the one time I couldn't possibly be there

[Edit: I should add (5) I seemed to lose the ability to spell]

my band may be playing in Las Vegas in August at this great big rollerderby convention thing

Awesome! When will you know for sure?

Jon! I'm so glad I get to early-congratulate you in your screen! I'm so very pleased I got to meet FAQwife (when she was "only" FAQGirl, but still).


Jessica - May 31, 2007 6:11:42 am PDT #107 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The guy who's going to be replacing me while I'm on leave is at my desk today. I'm at a different desk, much more centrally located. It's giving me a whole new perspective on the whole open-plan thing...back in my ops corner, things were so different! My monitor didn't face anyone but me! I feel so exposed!

Also, this station's mouse has a track ball. Whyfore no optical mouse for Jess?

Evolution does not happen randomly or accidentally. Natural selection is based on consequences. For an individual organism, aspects of selection may seem random, but in the aggregate the process is highly predictable. Natural selection is not accidental. Natural selection is an inexorable processor of information about the natural world, transcribing data about the world into the information storage devices that we call species. Man was not an accident. But that is the central message of evolution, not a reason to reject evolution.

SO VERY MUCH THIS.

I CAN HAZ INTERNETS??

Someday, I'll have to analyze why I find lolspeak so appealing. It's exactly the sort of thing that should annoy the crap out of me, but I can't help but love it! Maybe because it was introduced to the world via kittens.


Tom Scola - May 31, 2007 6:12:00 am PDT #108 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

In Bee news, the girl from the Bahamas is out, but the one from Jamaica has survived round 5.

Huh. Do they accept British spelling for words?


sarameg - May 31, 2007 6:12:07 am PDT #109 of 10001

sarameg, our weather reportage here will have to change! I'll be all "this is coming up from the harbor towards you"

Heh. You'll get to see the water everyday! (well, if you want to, I guess.)


§ ita § - May 31, 2007 6:14:44 am PDT #110 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the one from Jamaica has survived round 5.

WE ROCK.

And now I have to go off to the great migraine guru whose appointments are scheduled 3 months out into the future.