Patrick Star is currently doing the cabbage patch.
You live in a World of Wrong.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Patrick Star is currently doing the cabbage patch.
You live in a World of Wrong.
Will Advil help my fever go down?
Yes.
Well, Knocked Up doesn't start until 9:45. We could leave her at my parents.
Do we wanna do dinner?
You live in a World of Wrong.
No I don't.
I work there.
We could do dinner first.
I'm totally going to my favorite frozen custard place tonight--the flavor of the day is "pretezels and beer"--white chocolate covered pretezels in root beer flavored custard! Should be interesting....
hey, you're in my neck of the woods! want to grab coffee or a movie or something?
Okay, so...
Do you think your Dad will want to put Em to bed?
I'm going to call you. We've subjected our fellow Bitches to enough "Joe and Aimee Plan a Date".
P-C, here's the plan:
Buy a fabulous place in a really cool East Bay neighborhood. Live in it for a couple of years. When you move, sell it at a painful loss to an income-challenged but thoroughly lovely family of four from San Francisco, who will try to cushion the blow by throwing in unlimited music-ripping privileges, shopping assistance at Trader Joe's, and a flying Appa action figure.
What? Personally, I think it's a great plan.
Happy Anniversary, Miracleborns! According to this list, the traditional fifth anniversary gift is wood. I merely point this out, and leave the porn to others far more accomplished.